MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!

First of all, YES THIS LOOKS LIKE A NEW BLOG! truth is, three other people can still post entries in this blog if they want to, so dont be surprised if u see something that doesnt sound like me out of the blue. Hehe. I still CANT change the background.... So looks like I have to forego that pretty Christmas blogger template that I had my eye on the whole while.. Sigh.
SECONDLY, I WAS A BBOAT for 5 seconds towards someone on msn, and during CHRISTMAS! im so ashamed of myself. :( In case you were wondering what BBOAT means, its my abbreviation for Biggest Bit** Of All Time. Yes. I was. :( And I would like to apologize to that person. You Know Who You Are!!! The person I was "cold" too. I should have been a little more gracious. Hehe. YOU CANT GET PAST ME!!! MUAHAH. anyway. On to the MAIN part of this post...
There I was, at 00.00 a.m. wishing everyone a "VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" until my fingers ached from all the typing. Then I suddenly stopped and realised that I forgot to wish the person that was most important. MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS!! :D I forgot to thank God for the birth of Christ, our Saviour. So I went straight to it. Have YOU thanked God yet? BETTER DO IT NOW AS UR READING THIS lol.
As usual, tomoro I will be going to my grandmums church for her Chinese service where I will sit looking blank while Chinese words get hurled into my face. Well not literally HURLED. Its just that Id be so blur. Hate being a banana but not doing a thing to change it. Thats me. I hope i can change that. I HOPE. hehe. Hoping is one thing, doing is another. WHAT KIND OF MELANCHOLIC SELF-PITYING REGRETFUL POST IS THIS?

ITS CHRISTMAS WEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like you dont know already. hahaha. So, like, erm,
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DEAR READERS!!!

*official opening of Sarah Tan's 'UDDER' blogggg!!!!*
*string with bow gets cut* *applause*
*grinning Sarah*

THE PARTY woot woot

So yeah we had this surprise party of Johnson/ Ming Hui. Alison planned it VERY well so that it worked out JUST fine, i think. :) Good job Alison. Ming hui was CERTAINLY surprised as you will see from the following pictures. ENJOY!! Looks like this blog will remain linkless, backgroundless, chatboxless cos nobody knows how to do anything. HAHAHA! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! GOSH pictures take one million light years to upload...... Since NO ONE COMES HERE, i will not put captions under the pictures and let the pictures explain for themselves. :) good idea eh?

Im pretty much a noob.

PEOPLE!! I dont know WHAT I did, but somehow Ive managed to delete EVERYTHING from the blog except for the posts.... Soooo Jing Tao, RESTORETH the blog and just put some really nice red Christmas template for me okay? Ive kept on trying but to NO avail whatsoever. Anyway, JING TAO NEED YOUR HELP!! Chatbox, and all those links things, please restore them and apply the red Christmas template for me okay? Just ANY red Christmas template. With Santa and reindeers. :D AND THE CHATBOX!! WHERE DID IT GO!!!!!!! What did i do????? *sob sob sob sob sob*
So I've found my dress.... But problem is its the last one in that shop, and it looks kinda old..
So now its either I wait until NEXT tuesday to try to get it, or I go allll the way to Damansara Perdana to get the other dress. Sigh.. AND I really dont feel like applying make up on my face for the prom. ESPECIALLY. NOT. MASCARA. thats a freaky make up thingie. SERIOUSLY it just freaks me out. Hmm.. Ive got shoes.. NExt ive got to pluck my eyebrows (I dont see a need to, but mom and sis making me do it), find a bag, jewelry... andddd HAIR!! :D
BTW, get back to me on MSN whether i shud wear my specs or not.
TAOOO you can tell me too if i shud wear my specs or not. I dont feel like getting contacts. Heh :) BYE NOW! Thanks dooooddddeeeess. IM SO SORRY ABOUT DELETING EVERYTHING! Never will i TRY EVER AGAIN. >_>

TA TA! :D

I CANT FIGHT THIS FEEEELING ANYMORE

Has ANYONE watched Horton Hears a Who?
If none of you have, Im telling you, you'd BETTER try and get your hands on it.
ITS LIKE THE BEST ANIMATED MOVIE IVE WATCHED SO FAR!! (So far as in so far I can remember. hehe. short term memory loss)
and i LOVE Jojo's singing part at the end!! ITS TOTALLEH FANTASTIC!
believe me.
Well I had a  good laugh. With myself, yesterday.
I was thinking about sequels to the Horton Hears a Who movie..
So next it will be....
Horton hears a Which!
Horton hears a How!
Horton hears a What!
Horton hears a Where!
Horton hears a When!
 
AND FINALLLLYYY..... *drumroll* the FINAL sequel...

HORTON LOSES HIS HEARING!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT GET IT?!!! omgosh i totally cracked myself up.
 
Anyway, Tao, please contact me so we can discuss how i can change the BACKGROUND of this blog, as I cannot access into this blog, remember? Yes, thank you. :) This is TOTALLY going to be my temporary blog. YAY!!  oops... WRONG type of yay.
I meant more YAYY as in  yay. yep.
AITE ALL OF YEH!
GOODBYE and SO LONG.
SO LONG AND GOODBYE!!
 
I meant what I said,
I said what I meant,
An elephant is loyal one hundred percent!!

WOOOOOT

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TOTALLY I MEAN YEAH

Sooo as SPM is over and NOBODY is using this blog anymore..
I came home and started playing the guitar again.
ouch, calluses absent.
Went to Ultimate Guitar, looked for song name- It is you By Dana Glover.
Couldnt find it.
while looking thru the list, i chanced upon a name of a band and its respective song named cocksuckers- i like it in the butt
i kid you not.
and SUPRRISEEEE!!
im not going to tell you the surprise.
OKAY OKAY IM GONNA SPOIL THE SURPRISE... I found...
Burritos Colorados -dont spoilt it.
what stupid names,
oh dear.
dear world, what are you coming to? Where has the smart generation gone? Where has the people who truly used their brain and muscles gone? Does the government lower the standards or everything as that is their magical way of making stupid people seem smarter? not that there's a problem with that. Tho i pretty much doubt our brains are in full working order with the  chinks and clunks of whirring gears, levers and whatnot.
currently, im feeling the hugest sense of emptiness a human is capable of feeling.
i have no shows to watch as the bloody internet is conspiring against me to bring me to my doom by not letting me upload ANY SHOW AT ALL, be it ANIME or DRAMA SERIES.
I dont want to bake.
i cant sleep.
I dont want to WRITE A SINGLE WORD.
I DONT WANT TO FIND CHORDS FOR MY SONG.
NEITHER DO I WANT TO START PLAYING PIANO AGAIN.
I want to go out.
DAMMIT I DONT WANNA DO THE THINGS I DONT WANT TO DO BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE IM BEING OBLIGED TO.
IS THIS WHAT THE STUPID IMBALANCE OF HORMONES DOES TO A GIRL?
MAKE HER FEEL TEENAGE ANGST after being emo and followed by being BORED?!!!
PSHAW!
Complacency is rewarding when moderated.
CARTE BLANCHE MUAHAHAHa.
random random random. POW and i ate a fish. It swam away from me.
Down with Edward Cullen. Down with Edward Cullen. Down with Edward Cullen. Down with..YARRARRGGGHHH!!! *gets bitten by a avid fan girl*
note, i wasnt bitten by the vampire itself. But yes, by the fans. Hardcore, some of them. Even resort to smearing lipsticks on their yellow teeth to imitate that of a vampire after sucking his meal.
VAMPIRE huh. WELLLL.. XANGA IS SO FREAKINGLY SLOW THAT I CANT BEAR IT ANYMORE! IM GONNA MAKE THIS MY BLOG.

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OMGOSH

Its like, people.
im ACTUALLY posting something on this super dead blog!
Can you believe it?
Well believe it.
This IS a post, aint it.
Anyway.
Today wasnt completely futile as it usually is.
I actually got things done.
Plus that people, I Lost something very important to me.
Bloody heck.
I dont even KNOW how it got lost.
what is it, u ask?
Why, WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU MINIONS!
You lil humbugs!
Okay im kidding. Just writing short sentences.
Just to fill up space.
We like filling up space, dont we?
I doubt anyone is about to read this anytime soon.
but hey.
Theres nothing wrong with trying.
Im going to bath now.
ta.

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Enter today! Win a Hotmail Go-Kart to race at Bathurst.

Plan: Operation Clockogon

[you do know how the name of the operation came bout]

Now, as Agent Johnson mentioned earlier, we have a plan. A plan, to, err, goto Times Square. Possible choices of activity include, but not limited to:

• Cosmo's World [what about Alison?]
• Arcade [JingTao will own everyone else]
• GSC Movie

Please begin thinking and contacting each other on the planning of the event.

Urgent.

The other day during assembly, KingTao suggested an outing @ Timesquare.
We shall look forward to it as we will be free for a week or rather 9days excluding the past friday cos that wasn't a holiday at all.

Let's roll.

welcome to the ally alison macbeal ng show

On Sunday...

[night]

HEy
you forgotten sumtin today??

err
what thing

you REALLY DUN REMEMBER AH
HELLO????!!!!
I"M WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINnnnnnnnn
HELLO????

Yesterday...

[morning]

*Alison walks past JingTao*



Today...

[morning]

*JingTao and MingHui sneak into 4 5W*
*JingTao puts paper bag on Alison's table*

[after assembly]

*Alison screams*

"Your teddy bear is very cute!! I like it!!!"



Many happy returns this week. Happy Happy Birthday Alison.

Yesterday....

... was one of the most BEST days of my life. NO kidding. Well to start off, camp was ending, which WASNT good. You see, thinktank held a competition for a storywriting contest in less than ten words. Being the KEPOCHI that i am, i submit TWO entries.
THe first one goes:
Random isnt ALWAYS random. Just RATHER unexpected. Like chickens sprinting.

The SECOND one goes:
We were hunting. I shot you. I Thought you PIG.

Guess which one won? LOL. The SECOND ONE. so i got a lovely tshirt. WAS exhausted so on the way down from camp AFTER getting everyone phone numbers and emails (I met a bunch of lovely people there. Lovely boys and girls) i slept. Mom fetched me and jeanne from the church where i saw my sister had highlighted her hair (No not using the fluorescent green highlighter, or the lighter that is high or OKAY SARAH SHUSH ) light brown!! :D woohoo! Ate honey oranges all the way back after fetching brother.
Oh! OH! OH!! HEre comes the exciting bit! (no im not talking about the character in the computer. u know, bit, byte, megabyte? ah nevermind) As i drew nearer to my house (i dont draw near my house, i meant the car) I noticed a group of people grouped, wait u got the group thing when i said the group of people, WAIT. i mean i saw a group of people in front of my house la okay thats the point. THen i was like all  
Sarah: EH WHO ARE THOSE INDONESIAN WORKERS SITTING OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE?!!
yeah. so then i was all  again cos then..
Sarah: EH INDONESIAN WORKERS WEAR BODYGLOVE SHIRT WAN
then suddenly as my slow slow mind registered what i saw in front of me, i went..
Sarah:    .... are those my FRIENDS?!!!!!!!! WHAT THE?!!!!
And i see them crying. I felt like i was in a daze as i walked over to my fake sobbing friends and demanded to know what they were doing here. APPARENTLY THEY PLANNED A SURPRISE EARLY BIRTHDAY BASH FOR ME!! IT WAS A BASH! AHAHA!! here is the part i go saying "THANK YOU ALL U GUYS I LOVE U I HUG U AND I SQUISH YOUUU!!"  BTW michelle darling could not come. :( Jing tao proffessed his love for her then by saying "AIYaa i wish michelle came la..:( ) woohh.
So we are go into the house where i stand stupidly watching them set up everything and my sister and mother looking normal (my brother never normal wan lah). Apparently they knew. my mom asked me after that who JOHNSON WAS!! HAHAAHAHHA!! WAH! FUNY LOR! then i said "oh its the lotion!" AHAHHHAH! wah chun lor. okay. so. right. then i start snapping photos. As my camera is super lousy, all my friends did their action stopped and hung in mid air. so it looked like this:


funny. kay. then so we wait for Sarah And Tim to come. While waiting we eat some food, talk alot, laugh alot and of course, take photos! My cousing Jeanne is there too. :) Sooo yeah then we just couldnt take it anymore and STARTED EATING HAHAAHH! Wah so sudden. anyway. yeahhh.. so pictures pictures pictures!!! I had alot of fun lah. seriously... i mean. seriously??!! Then not fun liao! WHAT KINDA WORD IM USING AH! i mean.. jokingly!! I had alot of fun, jokingly!! (ah pssh.)

i seriously dont know what i was doing. eh i mean JOKINGLY JOKINGLY.

we know u are eating, jie cong. -________-                     lol.

the super crazy amount of food these amazingly wonderful crazy friends brought.

the warrior of the knife. thats me tho. i dont know bout the rest.

at LAAASSSTT everyone togetha i dont know why johnson likes cuddling my brother, he can take my brother back for all  i care. XD

the AMAZINGLY DELISH and pretty oreo filled cake that my face got smashed into!!! And we couldnt find a place to put the candles so we just...

*points frantically* UFO UFO UFO, MOM, UFO!!!!!
/
we cut the cake together but i dont know what is up with sarah yong. OOH I KNOW!!! =/ EVIL SARAH!

SHE WAS GESTURING FOR THEM TO DO THIS TO ME! EVIL! EVIL! btw my face really GOT smashed. it wasnt a nice feeling. very suffocating especially since it all went up my nose. Dont worry, i ate that part of the cake. i gave them some on their face after that tho. hoorah.
so After that we had a christmas carol singing time!! YAY! me, sarah y, tim, alison and jing tao gave a performance!! :) and ming hui oops johnson did his christmas card writing. -___- so appropriate.

all of them watching HAPPYSLIP ON JING TAO's PHONE?!!! WHY? so interesting meh? lol.
OH OH OH! PRESENTSSS!!! (Michelle came before i went to camp to gimme my present. AWWWW!)



eh seirously how many pics can i post in a day. wait lah.
______________to be continued