Saturday, January 17, 2009
Sshh...
go to www.xanga.com/sarahty2
And doing this is so beside the point.
If its private, why am i promoting it right?
WELL DUH! IM TRYING TO KEEP MY OLD BLOG ALIVE!
cos i love the oldest posts in my old blog!
SUPER FUNNY!
its like a blast into the past of how i was like when i was form three and young and guillible(still am) and stupid and carefree!!!!
I WANNA GO BACK!!
*sobs*
Thursday, January 15, 2009
fahni + blue deh.
So my mom was on the phone talking to my eliau (uncle) about some medicine that he bought. You see, my dear eliau was not sure whether he bought the right medicine for his ailment. (wellll it wasnt THAT bad.) So my mom asked him to spell out the name of the medicine. Just to let you know, my eliau ONLY SPEAKS CHINESE (i dont know how many dialects) but ONLY within the boundaries of the chinese language lah k. So it went like this:
(Translation into English)
Mom: Okay, spell out the word which is the name of the medicine.
Eliau: Ahh there is some word here at the back in small letters...
Mom: Okay then spell it out.
Eliau: D...i...
Mom: Okay... Go on..
Eliau: G...u....n....
Mom: (a bit puzzled) Mmmmm Ive never heard of that medicine before..
Eliau: a....k.....
Mom: What is the word, eliau? Ive never heard of it!!
Eliau: a.....n..., OH!! DIGUNAKAN!!
Mom: ...... HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
Sarah in the background eavesdropping: HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFL
Then my mom had to tell him that it was a Melay word for use. My eliau is so cute!!! XD my gosh never met anyone cuter!
Anyway for LAN subject, we currently have THREE PROJECTS PENDING.
1. Out of 20 topics, choose one to present on powerpoint (we have so far cancelled out 15 topis which we were CERTAIN we did not WANT to do at ALL.)
2. Composing and then performing the Unity Song. (not really my cuppa tea, my songs are usually about love-struck mushy people/ nonsense)
3. Current issues.
AND for BIO next Wed, we have to act out the transcription and translation process.....
I dont know how THATS gonna work out.
Plus im just listing this out so that I, ME and MYSELF knows what to remember hahahah!!
as time passes.... lmao!!!
WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS IN MY CLASS HOTTIES? WHY? WHY?
IM SURROUNDED LA HELP!
why am i surrounded by hot girls.. sigh.. those of you who went to other colleges, start regretting right NOW that you didnt come to Taylors Hartamas.. This place is freaking teeming with hot girls. Hot girls at every corner, every nook and cranny, every JUNCTION!!!Sheesh. SHEESH.
So yeah anyway.. On Tuesday, i managed to get everyone to agree to wear blue the following day.
AS USUAL there were some really blur/colourblind (i dont know la) people like WAI KIT AND JIMMY who wore colours totally not related to blue.
But we forgive them. We are family. bwahahhaah.
beforehand, i regret to inform you that i have no pictures of Shawn.. I dont know why!! and If anyone was missed out, call me on the phone, swear at me, yell at me , WHATEVER!!! At least after that Ill remember to post your picture up. eheh. ehehehe. okay. well here ya GO PEEPAL!
the pretty blue trio.
Sharon says "If you eat this, you might possibly have a chance to be as hot and sexeh as me!"
lmao sorry sharon. :) p.s.: that was home-flown chopsticks!!! I thought it would be cooler. lol.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
IN COLLEGE
And the plan worked, most of my class members are wearing blue.
Except for some SESAT people who go and wear purple... LOL.
So i went around snapping photos and i think ill be doing that ALL DAY LONG annoying the crap out of people. Oh well. ALLLLL To my advantage. HAHA!
So yeah... Sharon keeps telling me "Ur CRAZEE!"
Well.. who's to say Im not?
I AM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me and Sharon is going to enjoy our MEE CUP SEGERA With the hot water from college mannn.. WOOOOOTTTT WE ROCKZZZZSSXXXX~!!!! (lala-fied)
bebs and bobs
strictly come.. astericks HAHAHA
*goes around sticking spears into people's college notes*
*pours all their notes into a big cauldron*
*pours a secret chemical 'Y' (chemical 'X' idea was stolen by The Professor from Powerpuff Girls) into cauldron*
*Sings When I Grow Up by Pussycat Dolls*
*Wriggles back and forth to Beyonce's Single Ladies*
*Strange things happen inside the cauldron*
*Sarah continues shaking her bum*
*Everyone's notes combine and forms the SUPERULTIMATECHUNTEDAMAZING Notes that will shoot and engrave information in the reader's brain*
*Sarah holds up the SUPERULTIMATECHUNTEDAMAZING notes in much glee and starts prancing around*
*Rain starts pelting down from the sky*
*Ink on the SUPERULTIMATECHUNTEDAMAZING notes blot and smear and become incomprehensible*
*Sarah stares at notes in despair and wring her hands all the while asking "why?! WHY?!!*
*Sarah wakes up from nightmare*
I really did dream that.
TAKE THAT FOR RANDOMNESS! BWAHAH! YOu suckahs cant even come up with something THAT ORIGINAL! BwahahahhaAH! *being a total prudish prick*
Out one day, walking one day,
Out one day with you, hallelujah,
We found a wood with trolleys on wheels,
Rolling all around the hills-hallelujah
bebs and bobs.
Monday, January 12, 2009
If pigs could fly...
I mean, just THINK about it. ALLLLL you need is a gun. (And probably some shooting skills. I mean, how'd you gonna shoot the pig and kill it if you keep missing, right?)
Scenario: Lone man walking down the street holding a gun, looking disappointed and forlorn.
Man: Ain't no nuttin' to be shootin' nowadays... Those birds are the unedible type!
*Man suddenly spots a pig flying in the sky*
Man: HOLY SMOKIN' RAFTERS!! IMA GET THAT ONE REALLLL GOOD, NOW AM I!
*Shoots at flying pig. Flying pig falls from the sky and lands on the ground with a "whump"*
*Writhing pig letting out oinks of despair and pain*
*Man runs up to pig and grabs its by its curly tail*
Man: JUMPING JANEY JACKRABBITS!!! IVE GOT IT!! ITS LIKE MEAT DROPPIN' OUTTA THE SKY!!!!
and next thing you know.....
Man: Honey! Im home!!! And look what Ive brought for dinner!!!!!!
*gasps of delight and amazement*
After three months.....
Man: ANNNDDDD GUESS WHAT IVE BROUGHT HOME FOR DINNER!!!!
Children *scrunching up their faces and sighing*: Pork again, dad? Can't we eat something else? Say, CHICKEN for example?
Man: And why would we do that when pigs are falling out of the sky? Well, once Ive shot them of course....
Children: Because, DAD! JUST BECAUSE!!!! *grumpily gets ready to cook the bloodied, writhing pig*
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I doubt seeing pigs fly in the sky will amaze me much. I'd probably take a few pictures and post it up on my blog, and that'll be the end of it.
But just imagine!! A flock of pigs! (Well duh i know its NOT a FLOCK of pigs, but you call a flock of birds, a FLOCK of birds, thus when pigs are able to fly, I will automatically recategorize them into the bird section. Hence, a FLOCK OF PIGS OKAY.) Imagine if a flock of pigs were to fly in a hugeeee bunch.....They'd probably block the sun and cause an eclipse. And just THINK about the amount (and size!!) of pig poop falling out from the sky.......
Man. Horror much.
Plus if they were all to perch on a tree, i think a serious uprooting of trees will occur.
Gosh. I'd better get on in life, rather than to sit here and letting my imagination run away with dreadful thoughts of pigs with little Cupid wings oinking joyfully and doing sommersaults in the sky.
Brrrr....
To Victor, dear, Opera rap. ROFLMAOBUCHMBWO!!!!!
For those that need translation- Rolling on floor laughing my arse off but u cant hear me because we're online. (Thanks Jian Shen)
bebs and bobs.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
49/50
Thanks God. THANKS. SO MUCH.
And wellll, can someone explain to me why people like smoking? why? WHY? THE FOUL SMELL!
*says in high-pitched voice* OOooooohhhhHH how FUN! Im contaminating my lungs! HAHA! JOy!
Gah. GAH. Im so pissed right now cuz Im so fat. AND i havent finished my homework. COZ I WASTED THREE ++ HOURS! DOING! NOTHING!
so im off to do SOMETHINg now.
bebs and bobs.
Can I just
Hahaha! So yeh.. I was struggling with physics on the first day but im sure i will suddenly... BECOME SMARTER! Tables are arranged in rows of three.. I sit with Sharon and Sacha and the coolest thing is that in the name list each of our names comes after the other! Teachers always go "OH!! ALl the S'ses' sitting together!" and id indignantly retort "TEACHER! we arent asses!!" HAHHA i wish i could say that lah. But i didnt actually. Im too nice. :D
All our teachers (5 of em) are women, and all are young and hot. Yes. ALL. ALL okay. So today Ms.Tan our chem/mentor teacher, asked us why plants couldnt get Nitrogen directly from the air. So there we were giving all the incorrect answers... Until i finallly mumbled "Why dont you ask the plants lah.." Hahaha! The class laughed. and even SHE laughed! but i still feel bad. I think its rude to retort back to teachers. So i wont do it again, no matter how FUNNY the retort is. ILL RESTRAIN MY FUNNY RETORTS! heheh. Safe to say, me and sharon and jimmy (surprise surprise) and jeremy are the main laugh inducers in class. So far everyone in my class is nice lah.. :) Our class rep.. foooowheet! LOL!
I saw Jonathan(my class) in Bangsar's CHillis! and the best thing was, he didnt even notice me even though i sat FACING HIM! (my dad was half blocking) u know why? I WAS WEARING MY LALA PANTS!!!! so embarrassing... hahaha.. And then the funniest thing happened, one of those Melay salesmen pointed at my pants and said "Eh, cantik betul ur pants! The colour sangat special!!!" I was like..... uh. okay? thanks?!! LOL! lIKE WHAT RIGHT? HE's more randomer than I AM! GOSH!
Hm.. I just realised I am attention seeking in the way that I really like it when people laugh at what i say (that i MEAN for people to laugh at) So i keep trying to be funny. Ah well.. Ill try to.. lessen it. :D But Sacha says she likes me being talkative (or at least thats what i GATHERED from what she said) so... ill just...FILTER A BIT LAH hor. lol.
The facilities in Taylors are quite the modern, and to add to that, its connected to the HCS! WOOT MUCH! And I have been meeting alot of people I knew before... like.. Kah Fai! I always meet him at random places and he NEVER RECOGNIZES ME! i didnt knowi was THAT quiet in BM class wei. and... MELISSA! FROM MY CHURCH! and.. WMS-ians looking their best. hehe. *grin* So yeah. I hope this will be a great year. I will try to do MY best and YOU should too! Let's encourage each other and be building blocks for each other to climb straight to the top! YES! OPTIMISM! YES!!!
Peenut buttah cookee-o! XD XD
bebs and bobs.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Party at Aunt Pixie's
As I arrived, I stepped out of the car to be greeted with the sight of a huge, looming house rising up from the ground in all its splendour. Reaching the gigantous door, I heaved open the door with no difficulty despite its large size. My eyes feasted on the sight of well-landscaped calm ponds with large glass windows.
Now look, why am i making this sound like a fiction story?? Ill just tell you the rest the PROPER MALAYSIAN WAY LAH OKAY.
So i went in and saw some poeple seated in the living room. Then i saw this guy who looked awfully familiar. I supposed my staring was obvious cos then that guy stared back. So ill fast forward and just tell y'all that THAT guy was an ex-WMSian... And he looked familiar cos he was from my school and Id see him now and then. He's 21 and is doing law. and why am i giving personal details of him to my dear readers? why? im just being weird thats why.
All the while I stood there awkwardly greeting the aunts and uncles. These people are my mom's close knitted bunch of good friends but I had never met any of their children. Odd, huh? except for Su Mei and Su Yiin (daughters of Aunt Pixie's) during a trip. I just found it odd that I had never met them. So okay, everyone came slowly... Jung..Shun? and... Js* bro?? came. Js* I dont know how to spell his name. Haha he tried on two shirts and he looked to gleeful when everyone praised him!! how cute!! LOL!
Then Su Mei and Su Yiin made their appearance along with Su Chean (i think thats how its spelt, oops?) and gave us a tour of their house. Its so cool man. There is even this glass bridge leading to personal workspace! And me with my big kepochi nose, stuck it everywhere it felt like going. I very KPC wan lah.... Insatiable curiousity. So then we came down, and..... the...BROTHER makes an appearance!! (uh-oh. I just realised i forgot his name. CRAP! WHATS WRONG WITH ME!) and.... then we just sat around doing nothing la basically. But I was too intrigued by everything around me to feel bored. Hehe.. MY eyes darted from corner to corner.
Then Aunt Irene's two sons came. Geoffrey (I KNOW RIGHT SO COOL!! never met anyone by that name...) and Jason(same age as me and drinks white wine and coffee like their water...) came and thats when the party truly started. Aunt Pixie (THANK YOU!) bustled around the kitchen for the finishing touches and the two maids served the food. Their dining table was MAGNIFICIENT! Well.. the ones where the "adults" and the "older uni people" sat. Apparently the age limit for that dining table was 21 and above. The rest of us sat in the...dry kitchen i think. But I have no complaints whatsoever. IT was JUST as fantastic with exactly the same replicas of food served at the same table except in smaller portions.
As you can imagine, there were some really awkward bouts of silence in between short conversations between all six of us. Hmm.. I think ill do a short summary about each of their looks. No insults included. Im gonna go clockwise...
Su Mae: Hot girl at 16 wearing orange who is very outgoing and sweetlooking.
Su Yiin: Hot girl numbah two my age wearing a black sleeveless shirt looking very demure and petite.
Jung.. SHUN AAH IDONNOHOWTOSPELL: Boy at 19 (i think) who has super polite table manners and is very quiet but as mentioned, VERY POLITE. LEARN FROM HIM PEOPLE.
Jason: Boy my age who.... was wearing red and as mentioned, drinks white and red wine like water. Not really lah im exaggerating. But it sounds nicer. He looks hyper. The first/second jason i met that isnt annoying.
Geoffrey: Boy 20 year old with cool hair (iwant) wearing grey who looks very alike my cousin. Has immaculate manners.
Empty seat: Where my younger brother was supposed to be.
Me. ME LAH WHAT ELSE.
So yeah... we havent met each other before.. The J&G bro's met the S sisters before, and Ive met the S sisters before, so we made a tiny triangle. Firsrt the G bro asked our ages and schools (basic intro to standard conversation stuff) then we moved on to small talk. hahaha.. Just random stuff here and there (MOST of the random stuff coming from me, and weird looks from the rest) while enjoying the super delish yummy food! hahah, k then after that the older people joined us for a game of cards. I learnt a new card game! Im totally clueless tho.. I just ask people sitting beside me what my set of cards mean... Then that Wei Yang will be like "AIYOO there you got the 8, can!!!!" ahahahah he mustve gotten a bit annoyed. :P
So overall... IT was quite enjoyable as I got to meet so many new people! (And all are decent-looking +++, if u understand what im trying to say) I hope there will be more to come. :D
SUPER LONG POST LEH.... want to type mah. let ur eyes SUFFER!!! MWAHAH!
So now rest your eyes with PICTURES!! Su Yiin, here they are!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
-THREE people think im a nut.
-FIVE people think im a crazy hyperactive child. (say What??)
-SEVEN people think im a crazy, fun-loving person. (thats right people, thats the way!)
-ONE person has never heard of me (HOW CAN U NOT KNOW THE SARAH SARTAY!! doom befalleth you! i kid.)
-ONE person thinks im a pedophile. (which is SO-so true lah.... not that bad case till i do the yucky things)
-TWO logical practical people think im a human. (what think, of course la, think what, no need to think!)
-and TWO people think im a hamster in Gorilla's backyard. (wthey? i just ran out of ideas and put that and you VOTED FOR THAT? what does it even MEAN? dont look at me, my random brain thought of it!!)
so, with that, i would like to thank the people who took part in my wittle poll and... well....... yeah!
happy college starting! lets look forward to the day with much enthusiasm and eagerness!!!.... yeah.
bebs and bobs.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
I TELL YOU
THE CONNECTION, IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can lahh.. how can... what is this?!! Ah well, at least i have a few more days to study? AAAAHHH last minute cramming is so effective but it doesnt become effective after TWO DAYS LA STUPID CONNECTION!@!!!!!!!!@!!@!@!!!!
so onto what i REALLY wanna talk about.
This is a new year. 2009. The outcome of the year is what we make it to be, usually. Is what we DO with the year that counts, usually. I say usually because unforeseen circumstances may somewhat affect the course of your life along the way but mostly it is our actions. I may speak like im stuffed with freaking knowledge and wisdom, but this post, is directed to ME. I type out what I want myself to UNDERSTAND. Like how i always type out my schedule in Msn conversations. :) Its a strange habit.
Oh one more thing, i just found out I can stare at an object (with a blank stare) for more than fifteen minutes.. All this while I had myself thinking that I have a very short attention span, but i have finally proved myself wrong by displaying an amazing skill of stoning and staring into space for a long period of time. Now, if only i could shift that stare to a long paragraph of text containing facts and absorb it. That would be just dandy.
I have also concluded that I am indeed a very critical, judgemental person as commented by my friends last year. But its only when I WANT to be. Most of the time I just analyse what people wear the very minute I lay my eyes on them. But by analysing, I do not mean degrade/ make fun of. I just like to see what different styles people have, what they wear, how they talk/walk/act. I enjoy observing people. Which sometimes leads people to assume I am some stalker. Which I am so not. So get ur facts straight, you minipoopies. :)
Since i call girls Bebs, I shall henceforth call boys in general Bobs.
Bye, bebs and bobs.
Wa-tAH!
And a berry verry happy birthday (belated) To sarah yong. I really did enjoy your birthday party. I made new friends!! :D And that dare was quite embarrassing. If only I did it right, then maybe I could have scared more innocent passerbys. LOL! Mwah dear. Glad you like the book!