The supposed DONT USE INTERNET fast has not worked out- as seen by the posting of this post.
Anyway. Main thing:
Guys I have falled head over heels for but have never spoken to or approached within a 5 metre radius:
1. Furniture Guy working at Hartamas Shopping Mall (Like I said, ive never seen him up close but from far away, he looks FINE bebeh.)
2. Japanese-looking dude working at The Gym (when he came over to promote I Was like FWAAHH and then i never saw him again till one fateful day I spotted him shopping at Mercato. Looks a bit like a pixie, but STILL fwaaahh!!)
3. Three or four college dudes (a pretty mild crush, this one)
4. .... I cant think of anymore.
I think thats pretty much it.
Like these are the MAJOR MAJOR ones okay.. foooh. My hormones running high this year. BUT OMGOSHH I LIKE FURNITURE GAIII!!!! <3
b&b
someone find out his name for me, Ill pay you. XD
No im not desperate...
Just infatuated...
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Attention.
I am a self-confessed lover of 2PM.
I was (and AM) very upset over Jae Bum leaving the group because he had become my personal favorite.
On a whole new topic, I believe that its true when they say that the future generation can change the world.
Without knowing it, the youth, the young generation, is in fact, the most powerful generation in the entire world.
Take for example, Hottest, who can plan flash mobs ALL AROUND THE GLOBE just to support one stand of theirs- for Park Jae Bum to come back.
And it was pretty much a success.
They did it in seventeen places, so far I think.
They made a DIFFERENCE.
Not to sound totally hypocritical and everything, but why is it that such an event cant be conducted-lets say- to protest against war, to relieve third world countries of poverty?
Why is everyone fanatic and crazy about the lost of a Korean group leader(no doubt a very distinguished and amazing one, nonetheless) , but instead, do not care about what OUR world is coming to?
Like I said, I myself want Jae Bum to come back.
But it makes me question what is ACTUALLY being proven here.
IT proves that oceans are not barriers.
it proves that youth around the world can unite for a purpose.
It proves that the youth can do ANYTHING they want to.
Only if they WANT to.
Youth, as one, with a purpose-driven mind, can truly, achieve anything.
Once Jae Bum comes back to 2PM (and I FIRMLY believe he will, and refuse to believe anything other than that) , Hottests should try their methods for say, the prevention of child abuse.
Imagine how amazing that could be.
The power of youth really blows me away.
Meanwhile, I am supposed to be studying for a super important major exam that determines my future.
And yet, here I am, spilling my thoughts on GLOBAL ISSUES.
feh. this girl has big dreams.
But is totally unrealistic.
yes. I know. I am very unrealistic.
Thats usually my problem.
Anyway.
GOOD JOB. to all those Hottests people out there.
what I would REALLY WANT right now, is a video issued by Jae Bum, telling us he is returning to 2PM, and that he is touched by all that went on due to his sudden absence.
That would be great.
And maybe a short dance, ending with him pulling off his t-shirt.
Yes. That would be great.
But alas.
Dreams must remain dreams,
and Sarah remains slightly phobic of shirtless guys.
booya.
bebs and bobs.
(smack me, someone. I have not been studying like I was supposed to.)
I was (and AM) very upset over Jae Bum leaving the group because he had become my personal favorite.
On a whole new topic, I believe that its true when they say that the future generation can change the world.
Without knowing it, the youth, the young generation, is in fact, the most powerful generation in the entire world.
Take for example, Hottest, who can plan flash mobs ALL AROUND THE GLOBE just to support one stand of theirs- for Park Jae Bum to come back.
And it was pretty much a success.
They did it in seventeen places, so far I think.
They made a DIFFERENCE.
Not to sound totally hypocritical and everything, but why is it that such an event cant be conducted-lets say- to protest against war, to relieve third world countries of poverty?
Why is everyone fanatic and crazy about the lost of a Korean group leader(no doubt a very distinguished and amazing one, nonetheless) , but instead, do not care about what OUR world is coming to?
Like I said, I myself want Jae Bum to come back.
But it makes me question what is ACTUALLY being proven here.
IT proves that oceans are not barriers.
it proves that youth around the world can unite for a purpose.
It proves that the youth can do ANYTHING they want to.
Only if they WANT to.
Youth, as one, with a purpose-driven mind, can truly, achieve anything.
Once Jae Bum comes back to 2PM (and I FIRMLY believe he will, and refuse to believe anything other than that) , Hottests should try their methods for say, the prevention of child abuse.
Imagine how amazing that could be.
The power of youth really blows me away.
Meanwhile, I am supposed to be studying for a super important major exam that determines my future.
And yet, here I am, spilling my thoughts on GLOBAL ISSUES.
feh. this girl has big dreams.
But is totally unrealistic.
yes. I know. I am very unrealistic.
Thats usually my problem.
Anyway.
GOOD JOB. to all those Hottests people out there.
what I would REALLY WANT right now, is a video issued by Jae Bum, telling us he is returning to 2PM, and that he is touched by all that went on due to his sudden absence.
That would be great.
And maybe a short dance, ending with him pulling off his t-shirt.
Yes. That would be great.
But alas.
Dreams must remain dreams,
and Sarah remains slightly phobic of shirtless guys.
booya.
bebs and bobs.
(smack me, someone. I have not been studying like I was supposed to.)
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
MLIA
My Life is Indeed Average.
Short post, this one.
I was lounging around reading the newspaper when the phone rang. Lazily, i asked my brother to pick up the phone. After listening for a while, my brother shook his head at me and said that he didnt understand what the person was saying. Sighing loudly, I walked up the stairs and took the receiver from my confuddled brother.
Let us call her The Woman On The Other Line.
the conversation went like this:
TWOTOL: Hello. Good evening madam. Im from the @@$#^@#$%#^ (some name i didnt catch) company and i am doing a survey on the @#$#^#% (more stuff i didnt hear, i wasnt paying attention) on the technology support and development @#$#$%^#$ in your neighbourhood.
Sarah: Ok.
TWOTOL: I was just wondering if there is anyone at home who is aged 16 and above that i can talk to concerning this survey? I am only going to ask a few questions.
*Sarah thinks quickly*
Sarah: *Speaks in a babyish voice* My mummy and daddy not at home... They working...
TWOTOL: Oh... Okay.. So do you know when they are coming back? *Speaks as if she is really talking to a kid below the age of 16*
Sarah: I donno wor.. Maybe nine thirty, ten?
TWOTOL: Okay, thanks yeah? I will call back later okay? tell your parents okay?
Sarah: *still mimicking a baby* yesh yesh.. bye.
*Sarah puts down the receiver and starts guffawing*
And THAT is the story of how I avoided a survey and became the master of imitating a child's voice.
OOOHhh yeah. You SOOOO gotta hear my child-like voice. LOL
Short post, this one.
I was lounging around reading the newspaper when the phone rang. Lazily, i asked my brother to pick up the phone. After listening for a while, my brother shook his head at me and said that he didnt understand what the person was saying. Sighing loudly, I walked up the stairs and took the receiver from my confuddled brother.
Let us call her The Woman On The Other Line.
the conversation went like this:
TWOTOL: Hello. Good evening madam. Im from the @@$#^@#$%#^ (some name i didnt catch) company and i am doing a survey on the @#$#^#% (more stuff i didnt hear, i wasnt paying attention) on the technology support and development @#$#$%^#$ in your neighbourhood.
Sarah: Ok.
TWOTOL: I was just wondering if there is anyone at home who is aged 16 and above that i can talk to concerning this survey? I am only going to ask a few questions.
*Sarah thinks quickly*
Sarah: *Speaks in a babyish voice* My mummy and daddy not at home... They working...
TWOTOL: Oh... Okay.. So do you know when they are coming back? *Speaks as if she is really talking to a kid below the age of 16*
Sarah: I donno wor.. Maybe nine thirty, ten?
TWOTOL: Okay, thanks yeah? I will call back later okay? tell your parents okay?
Sarah: *still mimicking a baby* yesh yesh.. bye.
*Sarah puts down the receiver and starts guffawing*
And THAT is the story of how I avoided a survey and became the master of imitating a child's voice.
OOOHhh yeah. You SOOOO gotta hear my child-like voice. LOL
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Oh my! this post has pictures!!!!! :O
Sho Ihll beh blogghing abhout mayh jogghing ouhting with dhad, ahnd then abhout mayh thrip teh Phort Dhickson!! (This sentence was awarded "The Sentence with Unecessary H's" award!! YAY)
And pictures too. :D
So on Saturday morning, I awoke to the most annoying sound in the world.
The incessant knocking of my door and the voice of my brother. =(
I groggily fumbled around the table, in search of my handphone, only to discover it was 9.36, and I had only been sleeping for 4 hours.
I opened the door, and crabbily asked him what he wanted.
Apparently that whole FIVE MINUTES of knocking was just to ask me to open the Rocky packet of biscuits because mom said he could only open it when I was awake.
I made him go away and tried to get back to sleep, most unsuccessfully, I might add.
Thus, I was grumpy all the way through breakfast.
At about 11, my father suddenly asked me to jogging at Taman Tun.
I was probably not really right in the mind, as I agreed and got into my jogging gear.
Hence, that was how my father, my brother, and I landed up at Taman Tun to jog at about 11.30 in the morning.
Fortunately, it wasnt too unbearably hot, quite cool in fact, as it had just rained and the sun was not willing to come out from its hiding place behind the clouds.
To my dismay, I found we were walking up the hills of Taman Tun, which was not in the park, but behind it. And for those who dont know, it is a LONG WAY up, and a steep one too.
Not pleasant when uve not had enough sleep to restore your body.
After my first ten minutes, (or less, ahem) I began panting and sweating.
Then I realised how out of shape I was.
And then, being the random and likes-to-think-useless-thoughts-person I was, I began wondering why they called being unfit, out of shape.
For if my senses does not fail me, I was actually IN SHAPE.
I was round.
Was that not shape? I wondered.
So actually, getting fit makes you OUT OF SHAPE. no?
Okay.
WE shall move on.
And the pathway going through these hills went up and down, more up then down.
So Miley Cyrus's song played in my head.
Only the first verse tho.
"There's always gonna be another mountain. U're always gonna wanna make it move..."
And in my head I went "It would be good if someone could come right now and wheel me around in a wheelchair. Bother moving mountains."
Ive been told that Im a good listener, as well as a non-stop talking.
What I say is, if you really wanna get me to listen, bring me jogging.
Because Im so out of breath, I cant say a word, so Ill end up listening.
Yeah.
Halfway through I began enjoying the walk eventhough I was pretty sure I was gonna drop dead at any moment.
The air was fresh and unpolluted, the weather cool, the mosquitoes biting (tho that was not a pleasant part of the walk) and my dad and brother and I cracked jokes and laughed to ourselves.
An hour later, we had gone one big round and was near to the entrance, I saw a lamp post.
Without thinking, I went "Hey! A lamp post! that MUST mean we're near Narnia!!!" in a totally convincing and enthusiastic tone.
Yes, I DO tend to start spouting nonsense when Im tired.
And it just so happened that there was a guy and girl in front of me who overheard me, turned back, and laughed at me.
My dad was looking at me strangely, and no doubt he was thinking the same thing as I was.
"IS this REALLY my daughter??!"
hahahaha..
Later on we went to Delifrance where I gained back all my lost calories due to the lasagna.
Before that we went to Mc.D's nextdoor to order my brother's Double Cheeseburger.
I went to the counter and said "One Double Cheeseburger's Set, please, thanks" and smiled.
The cashier went "Ok. LARGE FOR YOU??"
I nearly wanted to smash her face in and say "Why? Do you think I look like someone who NEEDS A LARGE MEAL, YOU BRITISH MEATBALL?"
hahhaa okay no im kidding.
I was just a little offended. It was like she was HINTING something, you know?
Selamat Hari Raya-ing of your DEATH, I say. -_-
This morning, after church, went to PD. Now HERE I let the pictures do the talking. =)
Glad huh, you guys? (One or two of half of HB1's muuvie naite, and some of Frasers Hill!!)
my fave pic the one on top. its like the tree separates the fruitful and the barren land! :D
unfortunately, i have no time to upload the rest!! later later. :D
b&b
Gotta Get Going.
And pictures too. :D
So on Saturday morning, I awoke to the most annoying sound in the world.
The incessant knocking of my door and the voice of my brother. =(
I groggily fumbled around the table, in search of my handphone, only to discover it was 9.36, and I had only been sleeping for 4 hours.
I opened the door, and crabbily asked him what he wanted.
Apparently that whole FIVE MINUTES of knocking was just to ask me to open the Rocky packet of biscuits because mom said he could only open it when I was awake.
I made him go away and tried to get back to sleep, most unsuccessfully, I might add.
Thus, I was grumpy all the way through breakfast.
At about 11, my father suddenly asked me to jogging at Taman Tun.
I was probably not really right in the mind, as I agreed and got into my jogging gear.
Hence, that was how my father, my brother, and I landed up at Taman Tun to jog at about 11.30 in the morning.
Fortunately, it wasnt too unbearably hot, quite cool in fact, as it had just rained and the sun was not willing to come out from its hiding place behind the clouds.
To my dismay, I found we were walking up the hills of Taman Tun, which was not in the park, but behind it. And for those who dont know, it is a LONG WAY up, and a steep one too.
Not pleasant when uve not had enough sleep to restore your body.
After my first ten minutes, (or less, ahem) I began panting and sweating.
Then I realised how out of shape I was.
And then, being the random and likes-to-think-useless-thoughts-person I was, I began wondering why they called being unfit, out of shape.
For if my senses does not fail me, I was actually IN SHAPE.
I was round.
Was that not shape? I wondered.
So actually, getting fit makes you OUT OF SHAPE. no?
Okay.
WE shall move on.
And the pathway going through these hills went up and down, more up then down.
So Miley Cyrus's song played in my head.
Only the first verse tho.
"There's always gonna be another mountain. U're always gonna wanna make it move..."
And in my head I went "It would be good if someone could come right now and wheel me around in a wheelchair. Bother moving mountains."
Ive been told that Im a good listener, as well as a non-stop talking.
What I say is, if you really wanna get me to listen, bring me jogging.
Because Im so out of breath, I cant say a word, so Ill end up listening.
Yeah.
Halfway through I began enjoying the walk eventhough I was pretty sure I was gonna drop dead at any moment.
The air was fresh and unpolluted, the weather cool, the mosquitoes biting (tho that was not a pleasant part of the walk) and my dad and brother and I cracked jokes and laughed to ourselves.
An hour later, we had gone one big round and was near to the entrance, I saw a lamp post.
Without thinking, I went "Hey! A lamp post! that MUST mean we're near Narnia!!!" in a totally convincing and enthusiastic tone.
Yes, I DO tend to start spouting nonsense when Im tired.
And it just so happened that there was a guy and girl in front of me who overheard me, turned back, and laughed at me.
My dad was looking at me strangely, and no doubt he was thinking the same thing as I was.
"IS this REALLY my daughter??!"
hahahaha..
Later on we went to Delifrance where I gained back all my lost calories due to the lasagna.
Before that we went to Mc.D's nextdoor to order my brother's Double Cheeseburger.
I went to the counter and said "One Double Cheeseburger's Set, please, thanks" and smiled.
The cashier went "Ok. LARGE FOR YOU??"
I nearly wanted to smash her face in and say "Why? Do you think I look like someone who NEEDS A LARGE MEAL, YOU BRITISH MEATBALL?"
hahhaa okay no im kidding.
I was just a little offended. It was like she was HINTING something, you know?
Selamat Hari Raya-ing of your DEATH, I say. -_-
This morning, after church, went to PD. Now HERE I let the pictures do the talking. =)
Glad huh, you guys? (One or two of half of HB1's muuvie naite, and some of Frasers Hill!!)
my fave pic the one on top. its like the tree separates the fruitful and the barren land! :D
unfortunately, i have no time to upload the rest!! later later. :D
b&b
Gotta Get Going.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
So basically I met most of my church college camp members in One U today. O.o
Jessica, Jia Wei, Edwyn, Sharmaine, but with the exception of Darren.
Spent the day yakking my mouth off to Sharon and then Sharon, Chloe and I went to watch the ugly truth!
Guy: Soo!!! Uh... uh.. Peace. *Guy falters while doing pistol sign and holds out a peace sign*
Producer: OH GREAT, now he's going political.
XD I cracked myself up over that.
Funny show, I had a good laugh.
Movies are better when you watch it with your girlfriends. ;)
Sharon bought a long black jacket and I bought meself a sweet blue top. At least, i think its sweet. I wanted to buy a purple and grey striped long-ish cardigan, and a sailorish top with blue and grey stripes (it had like a scarf kinda thing attached to it), a white tanktop attached to a blue floral skirt (from forever 21, TOTALLY CUTE, the type of floral Id totally wear), A cute cocktail fluffy glittery skirted black dress (from forever 21 also, I LOVE IT SO ADORABLE) and there was this totally cool black sequined pair of mary-janes that could be two-toned!!
Hahaha, hearing me gushing like this must have totally convinced you that eventho i dont really look and act like a girl, Im a true girl at heart. I love trying and buying clothes, shoes and accesories just like any other girl. Im more accesories tho. Im not sure anymore. I like everything!!! HAHA! Crazy.
Then at night, went to CG. This time PJ and Bangsar combined, so it was a huge crowd of 20+. I had to lead worship. I think I did okay, i mean, i didnt falter. So that was a relief for me!! lol. then we talked about "grey matters", still dont know why its called that, because grey is SO not a subjective colour.. Take for example bluish-green. THATS subjective. cos it can be greenish-blue as well! That kinda also means zebras are subjective.
Anywaayy.
Ive managed to make everyone think Im this weird person.
Not bragging, but I made everyone laugh lots. Not only me lah, but I contributed in that sense. X)
I love making people laugh.
ITs like...it FULFILS ME.
Wahah!
Girls from HB1 must get together during these Hols or i will ABSOLUTELY not forgive them.
Darn im so sleepy.
But i wanna stay up.
Garr...
b&b
I realise i can talk for ages.
But when I listen, I can listen for ages also.
I mean to people talking about stuff.
Not teaching. LOL. bai
Jessica, Jia Wei, Edwyn, Sharmaine, but with the exception of Darren.
Spent the day yakking my mouth off to Sharon and then Sharon, Chloe and I went to watch the ugly truth!
Guy: Soo!!! Uh... uh.. Peace. *Guy falters while doing pistol sign and holds out a peace sign*
Producer: OH GREAT, now he's going political.
XD I cracked myself up over that.
Funny show, I had a good laugh.
Movies are better when you watch it with your girlfriends. ;)
Sharon bought a long black jacket and I bought meself a sweet blue top. At least, i think its sweet. I wanted to buy a purple and grey striped long-ish cardigan, and a sailorish top with blue and grey stripes (it had like a scarf kinda thing attached to it), a white tanktop attached to a blue floral skirt (from forever 21, TOTALLY CUTE, the type of floral Id totally wear), A cute cocktail fluffy glittery skirted black dress (from forever 21 also, I LOVE IT SO ADORABLE) and there was this totally cool black sequined pair of mary-janes that could be two-toned!!
Hahaha, hearing me gushing like this must have totally convinced you that eventho i dont really look and act like a girl, Im a true girl at heart. I love trying and buying clothes, shoes and accesories just like any other girl. Im more accesories tho. Im not sure anymore. I like everything!!! HAHA! Crazy.
Then at night, went to CG. This time PJ and Bangsar combined, so it was a huge crowd of 20+. I had to lead worship. I think I did okay, i mean, i didnt falter. So that was a relief for me!! lol. then we talked about "grey matters", still dont know why its called that, because grey is SO not a subjective colour.. Take for example bluish-green. THATS subjective. cos it can be greenish-blue as well! That kinda also means zebras are subjective.
Anywaayy.
Ive managed to make everyone think Im this weird person.
Not bragging, but I made everyone laugh lots. Not only me lah, but I contributed in that sense. X)
I love making people laugh.
ITs like...it FULFILS ME.
Wahah!
Girls from HB1 must get together during these Hols or i will ABSOLUTELY not forgive them.
Darn im so sleepy.
But i wanna stay up.
Garr...
b&b
I realise i can talk for ages.
But when I listen, I can listen for ages also.
I mean to people talking about stuff.
Not teaching. LOL. bai
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Chem NaOh Hcl and sheep.
Out of all the blanks I filled, there was one question I was definitely sure Id get correct.
My name.
Yez.
That bad.
*throws herself off a cliff
My name.
Yez.
That bad.
*throws herself off a cliff
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Physics.
I studied this time, I really did. Maybe I wasnt really trying to absorb, I dont know.
I thought I knew it all.
But apparently all I knew was wrong.
I entered the exam hall.
After about one hour, I was this close to pushing back my chair and running out of the exam hall while shrieking "SCREEWWWWWWWWIIIITTTTT!!!!"
Instead, I channeled all that inner anger into just banging my head against the table.
Silently.
Question after question.
Ignorance feeded my panic.
In the last half an hour, I reconsidered my future career.
Maybe I should become a carpenter.
I was really good at screwing things up.
But then, a carpenter also has to know when to "nail" things.
And I couldnt "nail" anything.
So I would only be half-good as a carpenter.
So I resorted to thinking about how spending the rest of my life sweeping sidewalks and footpaths would feel like.
Not so good.
Anyway. Ill get muscles in my arm. yipee. doo dah dey.
AAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I knew it all.
But apparently all I knew was wrong.
I entered the exam hall.
After about one hour, I was this close to pushing back my chair and running out of the exam hall while shrieking "SCREEWWWWWWWWIIIITTTTT!!!!"
Instead, I channeled all that inner anger into just banging my head against the table.
Silently.
Question after question.
Ignorance feeded my panic.
In the last half an hour, I reconsidered my future career.
Maybe I should become a carpenter.
I was really good at screwing things up.
But then, a carpenter also has to know when to "nail" things.
And I couldnt "nail" anything.
So I would only be half-good as a carpenter.
So I resorted to thinking about how spending the rest of my life sweeping sidewalks and footpaths would feel like.
Not so good.
Anyway. Ill get muscles in my arm. yipee. doo dah dey.
AAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Say It. Im Fat.
I did not eat lunch. I felt so proud of myself.
that is, until I reached home and gobbled down several biscuits and candy bars without even realizing it.
Before I knew it, it had all gone down to my thighs.
Hai. Im Janie.
Janie. I have a plain name. Id rather have some fancy name like Zara or Rachael.
Sigh.
that is, until I reached home and gobbled down several biscuits and candy bars without even realizing it.
Before I knew it, it had all gone down to my thighs.
Hai. Im Janie.
Janie. I have a plain name. Id rather have some fancy name like Zara or Rachael.
Sigh.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
the college Library.
So. yeah. basically. I was in college on a Satuday and I went to the library.
After making sure everyone had left and there was NO ONE AROUND,
I went completely,
BALLISTIC.
I did cartwheels.
I pounced on the bean bags.
I climbed the shelves.
I jumped off the tables.
I rolled on the carpet.
=)
The college library is just SUCH a great place to lepak. I mean, you can REALLY LEPAK!
I did so much physical activity that if u left me there everyday with no one there, Id probably lose a few kilos from all that running around.
b&b
After making sure everyone had left and there was NO ONE AROUND,
I went completely,
BALLISTIC.
I did cartwheels.
I pounced on the bean bags.
I climbed the shelves.
I jumped off the tables.
I rolled on the carpet.
=)
The college library is just SUCH a great place to lepak. I mean, you can REALLY LEPAK!
I did so much physical activity that if u left me there everyday with no one there, Id probably lose a few kilos from all that running around.
b&b
Friday, September 11, 2009
taken from cake wrecks- and im planning to use it. AND SCREW IT! TRIALS AAAHHHH SHEEEE
John's Helpful Index For Ruddy Yanks:
Oi!- Hey there!
Poor Sod- A pitiable fellow
Sleeping policeman- Speed bump
Dodgy- Risky, suspicious
'Sa right shame, tha' is- How unfortunate
Cor!- My goodness!
Straight up- True True
Ickle bobby wagon- Small police car
Bent as a bottle of a chips- Crooked
Jiggery pokery- Deception
All fur coat and no knickers- No substance beneath
Spanner- Wrench
Fancy man jibber jabber- Love talk
Gaw- Exclamation
Right Cheeky- Attractively impudent
Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick- Not so bad
Bob's your uncle!- There you have it!
How's your father?- A nudge-nudge wink-wink bit of innuendo
Ruddy Yanks- Americans
Oi!- Hey there!
Poor Sod- A pitiable fellow
Sleeping policeman- Speed bump
Dodgy- Risky, suspicious
'Sa right shame, tha' is- How unfortunate
Cor!- My goodness!
Straight up- True True
Ickle bobby wagon- Small police car
Bent as a bottle of a chips- Crooked
Jiggery pokery- Deception
All fur coat and no knickers- No substance beneath
Spanner- Wrench
Fancy man jibber jabber- Love talk
Gaw- Exclamation
Right Cheeky- Attractively impudent
Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick- Not so bad
Bob's your uncle!- There you have it!
How's your father?- A nudge-nudge wink-wink bit of innuendo
Ruddy Yanks- Americans
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