Thai restaurants..
....Dont count on their English.
First sign seen when walking in: (oooh it rhymes!)
Please allow us to SIT you.
*image forms in Sarah's mind* Waiter: SIT! Customer:*sits*
Caption shown in menu:
First Impression Could be Last...
sarah: *looks up in horror* GAHH!! THEY PLAN TO KILL ME!!!!!
Caption shown in another part of menu:
Can't Decide Which to Take out? So Put Them All...
sarah: but... but.. Put them all where?????
Caption shown in Vegetarian section:
Green With Envy.
OKAY OKAY so that isnt bad english but WHAttt?????? Weird lah weh..
AND THIS!
Speak Chinese In Five Easy Minutes!
That's not right = Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man = Dum Gai
Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
!!! (FROM MY OLD BLOG! SO GO AND LOOK AT MY OLD BLOG!EVEN THO ITS OLD AND ROTTING AND FULL OF SOMETIMES EMO SOMETIMES NONSENSE POSTS! just keep it alive people!)
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