Friday, January 30, 2009
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Monday, January 26, 2009
poser pics once again. applause please!
This MOO MOO NIU NIU chinese NIU year, im gonna start it by posting poser pics! OH MY!
Before that,
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR you lovely darlings! I will be posting pics of my cousins, of course.. But thats like.. in the near future lah. I might be going to Teluk Intan REALLY soon.. I really hope they have cafes with internet connection there, or else I wont be able to do a SINGLE PIECE OF MY COLLEGE HOMEWORK. Thats the little glitch in having ONLINE HOMEWORK!!
RESEARCH research research, in my own words!! I have plenty of crap to say, but I cant do those formal types, yknow??? Random: I BOUGHT A SKIRT! YAY!
Anyhoos.. here ya go!! HAHA!! MOOOOOOO!! oh come on people, this is REALLY very few pictures.. bear with me here..
Thursday, January 22, 2009
so WHOS the birthday girl?
THATS RIGHT PEOPLE!
SHARON TURNS 18 on this wunnerful day!
The day that all mankind rejoices for a beautiful baby who has grown up to be a hottie hot hottie has been born!!!
SHARON NG! (not putting full name in case people can stalk her)
what CAN i say about sharon ng..Well.
Ive just found out how crazy she can be. Which is PRETTY CRAZY.
And all the "hum-hum-hum-hum-hurm" sounds she likes to make when she "chews" on my arm.
Not only that, but her outburst of laughter is like "whoa..."
Also, she talks a gibberish kind of language which im pretty sure only she and the air particles around her truly understand.
Yet, despite all these weird but cute perks she has, EVERYBODY who meets her be he/she 6 years old OR 56 years old, they all are completely taken up by her.
Why?
Well duh. First of all, she's a wholesome, smart, all-rounded girl. Smart, respects her peers, sweet, hot, slim, pretty, HOT (oh, ive already mentioned that?) and well... she's just amazingly likable. There is something about her that draws everyone who sets his/her eyes on her, TO her.
Even I, the person observer and analyst cannot fully comprehend her magnetic powers.
No seriously. You should come over to Taylors. ITS ALL SHARON-CRAZY YO!!!
Hehehe. Im really trullllllyyy blessed to be a part of Sharon's circle of friends.
I hope that this year will be a great one for you, Sharon, especially since IM SITTING BESIDE YOU!! HAHA! Lets rock this year, mah dear! I LOVETH YOU!! MUcH MUCH MUCHO.
well. I thought I had many nice pictures of Sharon because of today. But I just remembered. I was using HER camera. *slaps forehead in frustration* SO ULL JUST HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH THESE ONES! :D
Wooooh look pretty in black and white too man! what can this girl NOT do, i mean REALLY!
Yeah the one on the right is Sharon like DUH. And read the last post if you have anything to say about me. thanks.
anywayy.. I love you Sharon and Ill always have your back. Please keep being crazy cuz life wont be fun without you. :) hugsandkisses!!
and sharon, please, dont scroll down. LOL. thanks. Just stop reading after uve reached the end of this post. thank ya! :D :D Love yah
Orientation Party
On the other hand, everyone looks fantastic. And im active in blogging as Wei Zhi just said to me. Im not! SERIOUSLY! I just, blog whenever Im free. Which is alot. Cos usually I dont like doing work and then i blog lah.. simple je. math equation. ANywayyy Jia Yung said my typing is really fast but its not true cos this is counted pretty slow already. And Brenda is on-looking as I type nonsense into this white box. Anyway.. this orientation party is relationship-ist. Blue ribbon for those who are taken, pink ribbon for single people. So i took blue. Know why?
COS IM TAKEN BY GOD!!!
HAHAHA!
eh its true werd. Anyway i better not waste my time wasting nonsense and filling peoples lives with rubbish but INSTEAD go and compensate for my mistake by helping Sharon fix her bag. Sigggghh! I feel so bad! and plus when i saw danial, he HAD to bring it up. In a joking way of course. But I still bad.. And Melissa is like "ur blogging here ah?" AHAHAHA! yeah i kno right so jobless. well anyhoos.
Sarah debs Mel me, josh and ming are gonna make up Bangsar CG!
YAY!
I HOPE we can have fun. I really hope i dont have to act all prim and proper all the time.
Its tiring...
And someone called me Barney cos im wearing purple. not someone actually. THE WHOLE CLASS. MEANIES. Hmph. BYe
bebs and bobs
Inkheart
And now Im back.
Ill give it a very EXCLUSIVE 8.5/10.
Brendan Fraser's acting has once again proved mediocre, but I feel his role was not major in this movie. Stardust STILL remains one of my favourite movies of all time.
Extra points for bimbotic but dishy Farid in the movie, a yummy eye-candy that certainly gave the movie an extra perk.
Their British grandmother who lives in Italy also gave some good laughs. Well, at least I THINK she's British. Otherwise, why the accent?
Anyhow, pretty good movie overall.
Bedtime stories was a cheesy but also quite decent. Alot of loud-head-thrown-back-laughter ensued in the cinema, mainly thanks to that other Brit guy.. some Brit comedian that also acted in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Im sorry, Im really not good with names.
ANYWAY, since Ive watched this movie before everybody else, I might as well tell you to go and check it out if you like fantasy-happy-endings sort of movies. Im a sucker for those types. hehe.
Thanks to my sister for winning premier tickets!!! :) She rocks, and not only cuz she won those tickets okay.
Also, tommorow we will be having the Eclipse party, as I have mentioned.
I really dont know what to wear.
Everybody's gonna look so nice while I look like some kelefeh hobo. Oh well.
No matter, I always look like one so I guess it wont make much of a difference?
Oh and today I met many good looking guys!!
*googles bimbotic Farid*
bebs and bobs.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
So I picked my phone..
And Jimmy said "The sign we stick on our manly chest."
We doubled over.
Basically our Biology assignmen-which was to act out translation and transcription- well you COULD say it was a little messed up.
WAITTAMINUTE, what am I SAYING?
IT WAS TOTALLY MESSED UP due to the fact we never had a single practice session and we were all yelling and fighting at the front of the class when we were actually supposed to start acting.
At least it gave the class alot of laughs..
And what can I say about Jimmy's band full of boys demonstration? PRETTY funny. Especially when jimmy is in. Jimmy is those sort of Joshua Yip's (WMS-ians you know what Im talking about) but yes, do not let that deceive you. He is popping full'a brains. However, I have reason to believe that Jon was sexually harrassed during the show.
Anyhow, Bio became the most eventful subject of the day. Not long after we all had presented our sketches on the assigned topics, teacher started her lecture. And wonders of wonders, my phone rang.
*Switchfoot's Gone playing loudly*
So I hurriedly scrabbled for my phone in my bag. Taking a look at the number, i HONESTLY presumed it was (THE ENEMY, for those who dont know, well, its better you dont know.)
So I did the most natural thing someone would do when his/her phone rang.
I answered.
"Hello?"
The class errupted into uncontrollable laughter.
Not knowing what I had done wrong, I just shouted into the receiver "IM HAVING CLASS NOW YOU IDIOT. SHUT UP!"
I really, TRULY thought it was (THE ENEMY)
but turns out it wasnt.
anyway, a split second after I hung up furiously, it registered in my mind.
i was supposed to REJECT THE CALL.
I WASNT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT WHEN TEACHER WAS TEACHING.
Fool= me. Yes i know.
But i DID apologise to teacher afterward. This sore throat must have done something to my brain... Im not socially aware of the ettiques of being in the presence of teachers.
Fool= me.
ONCE AGAIN.
And thats not the only blunder I made. Turns out the person on the phone whom I thought was (THE ENEMY) was actually, Danial, my senior.
I was chagrined.
I apologised non-stop (Hey I called him an idiot for no reason, I should've been shot, really) and yes, he was such a cool, self-less, nice, amazing guy that he forgave me.
thanks Danial :) :)
So ho ho and ha ha, tomoro we have the Orientation party themed Eclipse and Sharon said she would wear a yellow dress and i would wear a black one, and together, we could form the eclipse!
Its nonsense, anyhow. IM gonna wear purple.
heh.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
500 hits
Oh well its not as if a story from me is like something people are YEARNING for or anything but I feel like writing so ZIP it and read.
Plus, I dont think my poll is gonna help much in its current state.. >_> its all tied!
Sharon did a good job with her speech today!! :D
so here goes: *inhales*
So I woke up that morning, took a look in the mirror while brushing my teeth, and let out a shriek that could be heard three blocks away.
"What the HELL is WRONG with my eye?!!!!" I yelled in despair. I had a party held annually by my company that night, and had it all set to blow everyone's mind away with my fabulous dress and my equally fabulous body (from tirelessly working out in the gym every SINGLE day to get to this day) and now I'd have to blow everybody's EYES out so they wouldnt see my ugly,swollen eye. I even looked like that notre dame guy! What was his name again? I dont know. Not that he was ugly or anything but HELL!
Frantically grabbing my car keys and racing to the doctor's, I found out (surprise surprise) that it was some kind of gross infection due to Blah blah BLAH (i wasnt listening). What I REALLY wanted to know was how the doctor could cure it. IMMEDIATELY. "Im sorry, but this will probably last two days even after applying the cream." the doctor told me, sounding regretful. Aghast, I cried aloud "But Im going to a party tonight! And Ive got everything ready! I was going to amaze everybody!!!!! But now Ive got some monster eye and..and... "
"Im sorry. But maybe this will help?" the doctor said while fumbling about in his drawer.
Eager to see what magical contraption he would pull out to "poof" my eye back to its normal, beautiful state, I was miserably disappointed when he yanked out a black eye patch.
"I cant wear this!! Im not going for some masquerade party, and neither am I dressing up as Caption friggin' HO CRUNCH!" I yelled indignantly in my doctor's face. Seemingly used to this kind of behaviour from his patients, my doctor calmly shrugged and ushered me out the door.
I stood outside the clinic, lamely holding the eyepatch in my hand.
Later that night, after I had finished dressing up in my pressed, silk, fitting dress (bought at a REASONABLE price at Barney's, SUCH a steal!), wore that gross eye-patch and went to the hairdresser's to obtain my springy, freshly-curled hair, I critically surveyed myself in the mirror. Twisting this way and that, I reassured myself. "Surely this eyepatch wont affect my image much. They'll probably thing Im some sexy, mysterious girl." Turning the other way while fluffing up my hair, I added "Yes, yes. They'll be DYING to know whats underneath that patch. Calm down, Selena. You look fantastic. Just breaaattthheeee...." Giving my dress a final smooth-down, I drove to the club where the party was held.
Walking confidently in, I used my good eye to spot my friends who were flirtatiously chatting up a buff man near the bar. Pushing my way through the crowd, I heard some guys saying appreciatively "Looking good, babe." "Pert bum, lady!" Just as soon as I thought it would be alright, I suddenly heard someone snicker. Turning to him, he winked and said "Arrr, ye alrightie, matey?" His mates laughed and one more added "Ay, aye cap'ian! How bout we look for your treasure?" Stalking off furiously, I viciously shoved people aside and finally reached my friends. "Hey lady, how YOU doing?" the buff man asked smilingly. "How do you THINK im doing, big guy? I guess all that working out had some adverse effect on your brain, huh?"I snapped. Looking hurt, the buff man trudged away. "Sel!! How COULD YOU! We were going to bag him for your birthday tomorrow!!!" Jill cried. "Well, I dont WANT him for my birthday okay?" I said, crabbily. "Oooh, it's about your eye-patch isn't it?" Eriena asked, looking concerned. "Poor girl. This is going to haunt her for the rest of her life. Come ere', let Tina-tins give you a hug." said Tina amiably, while opening her arms in a welcoming gesture. Calming down, I hugged Tina and replied "Yeah. This eye-patch just ruined everything.But I shouldnt have been so rude to that big guy." "And he WAS pretty yummy." I admitted. They all giggled.
that's all for now. *exhales*
Sunday, January 18, 2009
it runs in the family..
Yeh see, my sister was getting ready to go to a party. So me and my mom were in my room with my sister (my room is like the city centre, its the 'in' place where everything people like to use is placed) picking out her jewelry. And I had this long necklace with a monkey pendant, see. So we were trying on necklace after necklace when my mom said "Here Esther!! *points at monkey pendant necklace* Try this Mickey Mouse necklace!!" I retorted ,"Thats not Mickey Mouse lah, mom." My mom, indignant at being talked back to by her daughter, once again insisted "That's Mickey Mouse!!! Mickey mouse is a monkey werd!!!" Upon saying that, my sister and I gave her a long, hard look. Pausing for a moment, she mentally reviewed the words she had just uttered. Finally, a ray of light burst through the dense clouds and my mom said "Oh yeah hor. Mickey mouse is a mouse."
I know, right?
Im probably going to be worse than that.
Even at my supposedly youthful age, I have trouble remembering things.
Examples of future slips of the tongue (that can be imagined) :
"Bugs bunny is an elephant ma, no meh??"
"Eh, that chicken rice got what kind of meat ah? Pork is it??"
"What is our country, Malaysia, called already ah??"
bebs and bobs.
p.s: now to the DARKER SIDE. Jimmy knows Justin!! Why am i NOT surprised?!!
Justin: The smartest freak (meant in a nice way) in our entire form, who knows everything and doesn't need to mug it like the rest of us do.
Jimmy (even tho ive only known him for 2 weeks, I can safely say this) : ONE of the smartest freaks (also meant in a nice way) in my entire class, who knows Physics like the back of his hand and can solve Maths like its elementary stuff.
Jimmy = college version of Justin.
Im gonna start losing my mind, I swear. I struggle with everything!!!
With all these smart people (and I MEAN smart) surrounding me, I'm sure some of their "smartness" is BOUND to rub off me.
YEAH RIGHT.
keep dreaming, Sarah, or should I do it for you?
WAittaminuteeee, IM SARAH!
GAaaaahHHHhhh!!!!!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Related to the poll (warning: SUPER UGLY poser pics up ahead)


ok look, this is EXAMPLE of how id looks like with a boy's cut? i donno? IM JUST HELPING U TO VISUALIZE!nerd. ish.. ? no fringe people no fringe .
KIND of with fringe.. But like i will make my fringe more prominent if im choosing that...
something like this but without SO MUCH FRINGE LAH.. OKAY, this depends on you readers!! YOU WILLL HAVE TO DEECIDE the future of my hair!
Do i look better in short hair, like shown above, or in long hair? CURLY HAIR?
OR EVEN BETTER, should i get a mohawk? a pixie-style cut? boy cut? Have no fringe? Get fringe? (btw, i AM wearing clothes in that pic. dont doubt my words k.) VOTE PEOPLE!
btw old short rhyme:
If you claim you're not fusspot,
Then why make all that fuss,
If you say you're not a coward,
Then why act like such a wuss?
TRY TO ENJOY THE UGLY PICS AND VOTE UP PEOPLE! thanks! very much appreciated!
bebsandbobs
OKAY OKAY GET THIS
Thai restaurants..
....Dont count on their English.
First sign seen when walking in: (oooh it rhymes!)
Please allow us to SIT you.
*image forms in Sarah's mind* Waiter: SIT! Customer:*sits*
Caption shown in menu:
First Impression Could be Last...
sarah: *looks up in horror* GAHH!! THEY PLAN TO KILL ME!!!!!
Caption shown in another part of menu:
Can't Decide Which to Take out? So Put Them All...
sarah: but... but.. Put them all where?????
Caption shown in Vegetarian section:
Green With Envy.
OKAY OKAY so that isnt bad english but WHAttt?????? Weird lah weh..
AND THIS! That's not right = Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man = Dum Gai Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim? I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone = No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao? Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
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!!! (FROM MY OLD BLOG! SO GO AND LOOK AT MY OLD BLOG!EVEN THO ITS OLD AND ROTTING AND FULL OF SOMETIMES EMO SOMETIMES NONSENSE POSTS! just keep it alive people!)