Friday, January 22, 2010

Just as I....

Ive been doing absolutely nothing productive.
I found a Japanese anime titled "Ouran High School Host Club"... Its a pretty good anime! Made me laugh out loud quite alot of times. Quite hilarious.

But yes Ive not been doing anything much except slowly collecting stuff I need to bring to Aussie.
And getting ppl's presents.
I have several events to start attending soon, and Chinese new Year is coming up.. So I guess my phase of boredom will be ending pretty soon.

i dont know if i should be happy tho.
I dont know anything.
That means I can start afresh.
Anddd,,, welll....I need to buy a new beeg luggage... anddd.....other stuff.
I keep buying clothes...

and i keep saying gee.

okay bai

Thursday, January 21, 2010


Yes the title is made originally by me. its amazing, aint it?

Speaking of amazing, check out this Facebook group:

"after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F "

Speaking of even more amazing, check out this sentence:

Could I interest you in a side of awesomesauce to compliment your winribs?

BTW: credits to weetyr for introducing the group. ;)

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Now DONT they look alike?!

Fernando Torres.
What? You dont know who that is?!

Yes. ZATZ HIM, in all seriousness and suaveness.
Now, did YOU know that he has a little brother called Aaron Torres?

okay no. i just thought they looked alike.
Oh well. :D

Friday, January 15, 2010

Hater luv.

Every time I go around
They look me up & down
Talking all that, here & there
Throwing my name everywhere
Its okay its okay its okay
You keep on doing that
Cause honey I aint mad
Your helping me out, with all your
Hater luuuuv.

I just realised, Im not that good at receiving criticisms if it isnt given professionally.
I expect any feedback of my work to be delivered in a formal, constructive manner.

But Im learning.

Ive always been very dissatisfied with most of my songs, and whenever someone tells me how much they like the song I end up being quite surprised!
So I guess I cant expect EVERYONE to like my songs.
People have different preferences, I must accept that.
But Ive also learnt one thing from a recent criticism from a friend, Ive got to take pride in my work. Ive got to have faith in what I produce, because in the end, if no one stands up for them, who will right? :D I created these lil songs, so I should have faith in them, no matter how sucky.

Another thing Ive learnt is that, its always better to have someone hate on my songs then to have everyone like my songs, because if it was the latter case, Id have no material in helping me to improve my songs further.
So negative feedback is good, sometimes. :)

What I dont know how to do though, is on how to improve.
I know whats wrong, but somehow I cant fix it!
Who knew composing songs was such hard work?
Maybe i shud keep to writing poems.


But yeah. I really wanna try out some pop/ R&B/ dance style! :(
I tried doing it with the piano but I just dont have the knack for it, NOR the voice for it, OR the gadgets and software to do it. -_-

Its only January.
and damn the stupid driving test, I better pass it or else Im gonna shoot somebody.

bebsbobs teetsntots

Thursday, January 14, 2010

You know what.

Hey, Justin Bieber can sing.
I forgot that for a while after all his pop songs started airing..
All the music nowadays dont really need much vocal prowess.
As long as the beat is catchy, and u keep repeating words, BY JOVE UVE GOT A SMASH HIT IN UR HANDS! :D TA DAAA!! :D :D

So yeah... But im a hypocrite, cuz I would like to produce a song like that! Like Kesha! Just talk only then everybody like d... good la. Ill do that. LOL. Now i needa find myself a keyboard and someone to produce a beat for me... I WANNA TRY TO DO A POP SONG! Is it called pop? darn i dont know what this current genre is..?! Uh techno?! someone tell me. please.


Okay thats it. Im just bored. So i blogged. :P

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

100 ways to phone in a pizza order

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.

11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Stutter on the letter "p."

16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

23. Change your accent every three seconds.

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Rent a pizza.

29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.

30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

36. Imitate the order taker's voice.

37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

39. Play a sitar in the background.

40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

42. Ask to see a menu.

43. Quote Carl Sandberg.

44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.

45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"

50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.

52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.

57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.

58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."

59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

62. Try to talk while drinking something.

63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"

64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

66. Be vague in your order.

67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.

72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.

75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.

77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.

79. Put them on hold.

80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

84. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

85. Haggle.

86. Order a one-inch pizza.

87. Order term life insurance.

88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.

90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

92. Engage in some serious swapping.

93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."

94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.

96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

97. Order a steamed pizza.

98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.

99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.

If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, 100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

with 2010 brings...

......more hormones.

No kidding, its only been 6 days into 2010 and Ive already like and UN-liked 5 boys. Amazing.
But I guess this is what we call "Crushes".

definition: an intense but usually short-lived infatuation.

Short-lived is RIGHT!
I feel like such an introvert. :(
The older I get, the harder it is for me to remain in ULTRA-FRIENDLY-MODE-CAN-I-BE-YOUR-FRIEND-PLEASE for long. I think that's actually a bad thing since Ill be going to uni soon. ISH.

Anyhoos, anyone wanna go out just gimme a call lah, or else Ill get too content and comfortable with rotting at home..
My social life- or rather what's left of it will go WHOOSH! down the drain.


Anyway. Its already 3.30 a.m. and Ive just finished watching a 17 episode of Full House from when I started three days ago! YAYZ!
ANNNDDDD I was OH so productive today, I cleared my table and the loose paperbags strewn all over my desk and room floor! EXTRA YAYZ!

All I have to do now is send of my Christmas cards...
Which, if I might add, are WAY overdue. (duh)

you might be in the Switz, but you're ALWAYS in our hearts!
Allows us to celebrate for you. lolol. I love you beb. Take care. :)


Friday, January 1, 2010


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i love these stuff weih. :D