HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!! LET US MAKE THIS NEW YEAR BETTER BY MAKING LESS RESOLUTIONS SO U WONT FEEL DEPRESSED WHEN U BREAK ALL OF THEM!!!!!

duh im kidding right, people. thats just not the way to go about it.
EVERBODY. MAKE AS MANY RESOLUTIONS AS YOU CAN, (that u need lah) and STICK TO THEM! ACHIEVE UR GOALS!!!! GOD BLESS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

Aite, im gonna make this real short and sweet.
See there was this incredibly smart , athletic girl i knew.. WAIT. WHAT? im making it sound like she died lol. okay. HERE I START AGAIN.
There is this incredibly smart, athletic girl i know. She was born 29 Dec. And she passed PTS. Knew her something like my whole life in church. HEHE HAPPY BIRThdAY RACHEL LOW MY DEAREST! im sorry i dont keep in touch in you and that i cant sms you cus im in singapore, but i hope this gets to you anyway. I love you !!! :)


Jia Wei, another talented CG leader, both HOT and lovely. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you tOO! i hope you have a gREAT ONE. ill never forget both ur birthdays cos like. yeah lor. HAHAHA. HOW TO FORGET MAN?!!!

ANYWAY I LOVE YOu BOTHh, singapore is great tho i have yet to try out the facilities as there is just too much to do. I have driving test coming up soon, planning to only start studying for it the night before as Singapore is too distracting, what with the multiple TV channels, sights and whatnot wei. CANNOT CONCENTRATE. ALL THE MELAY FORGOTTEN LIAO. HAHA kk off i gooooooooooo

OKAY PEOPLE RIGHT NOW I IN SGINAPORE SO DONT HOPE FOR ME TO UPDATE ANYTHING I LOVE U GUYS HAPPY NEW YEAR MY BIRTHDAY IS COING SOON HINT HINT I LOVE U GUYS ONCE AGAIN AND I SAW A SHOP CALLED KEDAI PMS HAHAHA BYE

haha i just HAD to add this

before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you're criticize them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. :)

ANDDD

about birds who shat on her-

yeahhh that'll teach you to shit on me. i probably ate one of your grandparents of something!

stupid flying creatures.

27. Would you have a poodle or a rottweiler?
i want a poodle and a north american shepherd. then i'll have noodle babies. i'll have a litter of noodles..

ANDD


basically i resembled a hillbilly who just milked both Betsy and Beth, and was well on my way to a matrimonial ceremony where i was to wed my cousin Wally.


ANDDD


i was disappointed to find out that martial arts didnt involve any moves which requires me to kick my attacker's balls. to be honest i was kinda hoping The Uncle would teach me the proper technique to carrying out the K-BAR. ( kick-balls and run ) or the K-BARBNBSTBWPS ( kick-balls and run-but-not-before-you-spray-the-bastard-with-pepper-spray ) for that matter.



ANDD


Other hooplah : my internet is laaaaaagging. it took me like an hour to log into freaking xanga. i know, im quite the persistent one. what does WWW stand for you ask? World Wide freaking Wait.


ANNDDD something off the Internet

A few examples of euphemism would be

• "boulder holder" or bra
• "gas leak" or fart
• "butt warmer" or spanking
• "passed away," "kicked the bucket" or died
• "toilet paper" or butt wipe
• "rag" or pad

These can go on forever but most of those are pretty uncommon.

All a euphemism is is a nice word or few words for a not so nice sounding word or saying.



all from Tien Ning's blog. That's why I linked her. She's funny. If she wrote a catty book with sassy remarks like Sophie Kinsella's, I'd read it. Whatmore, I'd freaking BUY it. (i read before i buy, you see.) ROFL. MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS.


freak i love tien ning's blog

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!

First of all, YES THIS LOOKS LIKE A NEW BLOG! truth is, three other people can still post entries in this blog if they want to, so dont be surprised if u see something that doesnt sound like me out of the blue. Hehe. I still CANT change the background.... So looks like I have to forego that pretty Christmas blogger template that I had my eye on the whole while.. Sigh.
SECONDLY, I WAS A BBOAT for 5 seconds towards someone on msn, and during CHRISTMAS! im so ashamed of myself. :( In case you were wondering what BBOAT means, its my abbreviation for Biggest Bit** Of All Time. Yes. I was. :( And I would like to apologize to that person. You Know Who You Are!!! The person I was "cold" too. I should have been a little more gracious. Hehe. YOU CANT GET PAST ME!!! MUAHAH. anyway. On to the MAIN part of this post...
There I was, at 00.00 a.m. wishing everyone a "VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" until my fingers ached from all the typing. Then I suddenly stopped and realised that I forgot to wish the person that was most important. MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS!! :D I forgot to thank God for the birth of Christ, our Saviour. So I went straight to it. Have YOU thanked God yet? BETTER DO IT NOW AS UR READING THIS lol.
As usual, tomoro I will be going to my grandmums church for her Chinese service where I will sit looking blank while Chinese words get hurled into my face. Well not literally HURLED. Its just that Id be so blur. Hate being a banana but not doing a thing to change it. Thats me. I hope i can change that. I HOPE. hehe. Hoping is one thing, doing is another. WHAT KIND OF MELANCHOLIC SELF-PITYING REGRETFUL POST IS THIS?

ITS CHRISTMAS WEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like you dont know already. hahaha. So, like, erm,
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DEAR READERS!!!

*official opening of Sarah Tan's 'UDDER' blogggg!!!!*
*string with bow gets cut* *applause*
*grinning Sarah*

THE PARTY woot woot

So yeah we had this surprise party of Johnson/ Ming Hui. Alison planned it VERY well so that it worked out JUST fine, i think. :) Good job Alison. Ming hui was CERTAINLY surprised as you will see from the following pictures. ENJOY!! Looks like this blog will remain linkless, backgroundless, chatboxless cos nobody knows how to do anything. HAHAHA! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! GOSH pictures take one million light years to upload...... Since NO ONE COMES HERE, i will not put captions under the pictures and let the pictures explain for themselves. :) good idea eh?

Im pretty much a noob.

PEOPLE!! I dont know WHAT I did, but somehow Ive managed to delete EVERYTHING from the blog except for the posts.... Soooo Jing Tao, RESTORETH the blog and just put some really nice red Christmas template for me okay? Ive kept on trying but to NO avail whatsoever. Anyway, JING TAO NEED YOUR HELP!! Chatbox, and all those links things, please restore them and apply the red Christmas template for me okay? Just ANY red Christmas template. With Santa and reindeers. :D AND THE CHATBOX!! WHERE DID IT GO!!!!!!! What did i do????? *sob sob sob sob sob*
So I've found my dress.... But problem is its the last one in that shop, and it looks kinda old..
So now its either I wait until NEXT tuesday to try to get it, or I go allll the way to Damansara Perdana to get the other dress. Sigh.. AND I really dont feel like applying make up on my face for the prom. ESPECIALLY. NOT. MASCARA. thats a freaky make up thingie. SERIOUSLY it just freaks me out. Hmm.. Ive got shoes.. NExt ive got to pluck my eyebrows (I dont see a need to, but mom and sis making me do it), find a bag, jewelry... andddd HAIR!! :D
BTW, get back to me on MSN whether i shud wear my specs or not.
TAOOO you can tell me too if i shud wear my specs or not. I dont feel like getting contacts. Heh :) BYE NOW! Thanks dooooddddeeeess. IM SO SORRY ABOUT DELETING EVERYTHING! Never will i TRY EVER AGAIN. >_>

TA TA! :D

I CANT FIGHT THIS FEEEELING ANYMORE

Has ANYONE watched Horton Hears a Who?
If none of you have, Im telling you, you'd BETTER try and get your hands on it.
ITS LIKE THE BEST ANIMATED MOVIE IVE WATCHED SO FAR!! (So far as in so far I can remember. hehe. short term memory loss)
and i LOVE Jojo's singing part at the end!! ITS TOTALLEH FANTASTIC!
believe me.
Well I had a  good laugh. With myself, yesterday.
I was thinking about sequels to the Horton Hears a Who movie..
So next it will be....
Horton hears a Which!
Horton hears a How!
Horton hears a What!
Horton hears a Where!
Horton hears a When!
 
AND FINALLLLYYY..... *drumroll* the FINAL sequel...

HORTON LOSES HIS HEARING!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT GET IT?!!! omgosh i totally cracked myself up.
 
Anyway, Tao, please contact me so we can discuss how i can change the BACKGROUND of this blog, as I cannot access into this blog, remember? Yes, thank you. :) This is TOTALLY going to be my temporary blog. YAY!!  oops... WRONG type of yay.
I meant more YAYY as in  yay. yep.
AITE ALL OF YEH!
GOODBYE and SO LONG.
SO LONG AND GOODBYE!!
 
I meant what I said,
I said what I meant,
An elephant is loyal one hundred percent!!

WOOOOOT

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TOTALLY I MEAN YEAH

Sooo as SPM is over and NOBODY is using this blog anymore..
I came home and started playing the guitar again.
ouch, calluses absent.
Went to Ultimate Guitar, looked for song name- It is you By Dana Glover.
Couldnt find it.
while looking thru the list, i chanced upon a name of a band and its respective song named cocksuckers- i like it in the butt
i kid you not.
and SUPRRISEEEE!!
im not going to tell you the surprise.
OKAY OKAY IM GONNA SPOIL THE SURPRISE... I found...
Burritos Colorados -dont spoilt it.
what stupid names,
oh dear.
dear world, what are you coming to? Where has the smart generation gone? Where has the people who truly used their brain and muscles gone? Does the government lower the standards or everything as that is their magical way of making stupid people seem smarter? not that there's a problem with that. Tho i pretty much doubt our brains are in full working order with the  chinks and clunks of whirring gears, levers and whatnot.
currently, im feeling the hugest sense of emptiness a human is capable of feeling.
i have no shows to watch as the bloody internet is conspiring against me to bring me to my doom by not letting me upload ANY SHOW AT ALL, be it ANIME or DRAMA SERIES.
I dont want to bake.
i cant sleep.
I dont want to WRITE A SINGLE WORD.
I DONT WANT TO FIND CHORDS FOR MY SONG.
NEITHER DO I WANT TO START PLAYING PIANO AGAIN.
I want to go out.
DAMMIT I DONT WANNA DO THE THINGS I DONT WANT TO DO BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE IM BEING OBLIGED TO.
IS THIS WHAT THE STUPID IMBALANCE OF HORMONES DOES TO A GIRL?
MAKE HER FEEL TEENAGE ANGST after being emo and followed by being BORED?!!!
PSHAW!
Complacency is rewarding when moderated.
CARTE BLANCHE MUAHAHAHa.
random random random. POW and i ate a fish. It swam away from me.
Down with Edward Cullen. Down with Edward Cullen. Down with Edward Cullen. Down with..YARRARRGGGHHH!!! *gets bitten by a avid fan girl*
note, i wasnt bitten by the vampire itself. But yes, by the fans. Hardcore, some of them. Even resort to smearing lipsticks on their yellow teeth to imitate that of a vampire after sucking his meal.
VAMPIRE huh. WELLLL.. XANGA IS SO FREAKINGLY SLOW THAT I CANT BEAR IT ANYMORE! IM GONNA MAKE THIS MY BLOG.

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