Saturday, December 22, 2007

Yesterday....

... was one of the most BEST days of my life. NO kidding. Well to start off, camp was ending, which WASNT good. You see, thinktank held a competition for a storywriting contest in less than ten words. Being the KEPOCHI that i am, i submit TWO entries.
THe first one goes:
Random isnt ALWAYS random. Just RATHER unexpected. Like chickens sprinting.

The SECOND one goes:
We were hunting. I shot you. I Thought you PIG.

Guess which one won? LOL. The SECOND ONE. so i got a lovely tshirt. WAS exhausted so on the way down from camp AFTER getting everyone phone numbers and emails (I met a bunch of lovely people there. Lovely boys and girls) i slept. Mom fetched me and jeanne from the church where i saw my sister had highlighted her hair (No not using the fluorescent green highlighter, or the lighter that is high or OKAY SARAH SHUSH ) light brown!! :D woohoo! Ate honey oranges all the way back after fetching brother.
Oh! OH! OH!! HEre comes the exciting bit! (no im not talking about the character in the computer. u know, bit, byte, megabyte? ah nevermind) As i drew nearer to my house (i dont draw near my house, i meant the car) I noticed a group of people grouped, wait u got the group thing when i said the group of people, WAIT. i mean i saw a group of people in front of my house la okay thats the point. THen i was like all  
Sarah: EH WHO ARE THOSE INDONESIAN WORKERS SITTING OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE?!!
yeah. so then i was all  again cos then..
Sarah: EH INDONESIAN WORKERS WEAR BODYGLOVE SHIRT WAN
then suddenly as my slow slow mind registered what i saw in front of me, i went..
Sarah:    .... are those my FRIENDS?!!!!!!!! WHAT THE?!!!!
And i see them crying. I felt like i was in a daze as i walked over to my fake sobbing friends and demanded to know what they were doing here. APPARENTLY THEY PLANNED A SURPRISE EARLY BIRTHDAY BASH FOR ME!! IT WAS A BASH! AHAHA!! here is the part i go saying "THANK YOU ALL U GUYS I LOVE U I HUG U AND I SQUISH YOUUU!!"  BTW michelle darling could not come. :( Jing tao proffessed his love for her then by saying "AIYaa i wish michelle came la..:( ) woohh.
So we are go into the house where i stand stupidly watching them set up everything and my sister and mother looking normal (my brother never normal wan lah). Apparently they knew. my mom asked me after that who JOHNSON WAS!! HAHAAHAHHA!! WAH! FUNY LOR! then i said "oh its the lotion!" AHAHHHAH! wah chun lor. okay. so. right. then i start snapping photos. As my camera is super lousy, all my friends did their action stopped and hung in mid air. so it looked like this:
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funny. kay. then so we wait for Sarah And Tim to come. While waiting we eat some food, talk alot, laugh alot and of course, take photos! My cousing Jeanne is there too. :) Sooo yeah then we just couldnt take it anymore and STARTED EATING HAHAAHH! Wah so sudden. anyway. yeahhh.. so pictures pictures pictures!!! I had alot of fun lah. seriously... i mean. seriously??!! Then not fun liao! WHAT KINDA WORD IM USING AH! i mean.. jokingly!! I had alot of fun, jokingly!! (ah pssh.)
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i seriously dont know what i was doing. eh i mean JOKINGLY JOKINGLY.
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we know u are eating, jie cong. -________-                     lol.
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the super crazy amount of food these amazingly wonderful crazy friends brought.
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the warrior of the knife. thats me tho. i dont know bout the rest.
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at LAAASSSTT everyone togetha i dont know why johnson likes cuddling my brother, he can take my brother back for all  i care. XD
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the AMAZINGLY DELISH and pretty oreo filled cake that my face got smashed into!!! And we couldnt find a place to put the candles so we just...
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*points frantically* UFO UFO UFO, MOM, UFO!!!!!
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we cut the cake together but i dont know what is up with sarah yong. OOH I KNOW!!! =/ EVIL SARAH!
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SHE WAS GESTURING FOR THEM TO DO THIS TO ME! EVIL! EVIL! btw my face really GOT smashed. it wasnt a nice feeling. very suffocating especially since it all went up my nose. Dont worry, i ate that part of the cake. i gave them some on their face after that tho. hoorah.
so After that we had a christmas carol singing time!! YAY! me, sarah y, tim, alison and jing tao gave a performance!! :) and ming hui oops johnson did his christmas card writing. -___- so appropriate.
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all of them watching HAPPYSLIP ON JING TAO's PHONE?!!! WHY? so interesting meh? lol.
OH OH OH! PRESENTSSS!!! (Michelle came before i went to camp to gimme my present. AWWWW!)



eh seirously how many pics can i post in a day. wait lah.
______________to be continued


Monday, October 29, 2007

SOLO ACTING

WAS  FRIGGIN
EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Join Lavalife for free. What are you waiting for?

Sunday, October 28, 2007

DEE-DAA-DUU-DUM~

i guess i'll just write whatever that flashes thru my mind..
i really really really do not know what to write when it comes to blogging unless you give me a topic to write on.
for example the Triangel. it was a nice review huh?
i can earn at least a few dollars IF more people come to my blog and read it, which i doubt it will happen even in a few decades, or even centuries.

Hmm.. few days ago.. one of the richest man in malaysia, also the creator and founder of Genting Highlands, Lim Goh Tong, passed away due to some duno-what-disease that caused his heart to fail.. he was a nice man, he also celebrated his 90th birthday on the 14th of April 2007.
90 YEARS OLD! I think he has been through countless ups and downs throughout his career and had the will to continue to live longer but passed away, unfortunately. so let's pray together in order for him to rest in peace.


Next up, hmm... i notice that i can't add colours to my text..
anybody knows why? isit because of the script settings? i have no clue.
FYI, i'm using Opera as my main browser instead of Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox or maybe Netscape.
I wonder why.. when i read other blogs, i see alot of colours! which i really want to have for my entries..
from here, i sincerely seek help from those professional Opera users to help me with this colour-text problem.

Uga Uga. haha andrew.

oh and eating fried rice + luncheon meat for lunch is wonderful. just great.

unlike someone.. who's watching movie somewhere..

OH!

I'M SO DEAD!

IT's 3PM NOW!

AND I HAVEN'T STARTED PRACTICING FOR SOLO ACTING TOMORROW!

SCRIPT OH SCRIPT PLEASE FALL FROM THE SKY NOW!
*but don't stay on my roof la.. fly down to the living room k?*

OH-PUH-LEEEAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bless me.
johnson.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

why hello there!

PICK PICK PICK IT UP!
not pick ur nose okay.. HAHA ALISON U GEDDIT? HUH?
Eh u SERIOUS ur called johnsons kids the shampoo..no WONDEr that time i saw ur msn name as johnson.
Anyway, i just wanna let u all know, more vids soon to be posted on my youtube account, dont expect anything fantastic, its just for the sake of posting u know?
YEah. well. We really need more people coming here.
But the problem is, everyone
is
addicted
to
the
latest
internet
whiz biz......
FACEBOOK! YES MY FRIENDS! U HEARD ME RIGHT!!!!!!!! F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K!
So deal with it, get an account, add me as a friend and get as many apps as there are. Oh yeah. Adopt me at human pets too.
I dont mind. As long as u dont forget to pet me. soo yeah.. next time, my posts will have SUBSTANCE And not insistent random ramblings like this one. I will touch political subjects (oh right sarah as if u know any) and environmental issues (BOOOORING.) Plus not to forget educational topics. :) So look forward to my posts.

Currently hooked to song from Planetshakers: Beautiful Saviour (THE WORKS TOTALLY ASK ME FOR IT)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

is this POSSIBLE?

that i.. ii...
i... have .....
TWO MOVIES TO WATCH NOW!! AHAHA! OMGOSH
like friggin weh,. anyway u people BETAAH come to my blog
and read it.
www.xanga.com/sarahty2
cos its like... I UPDATED!!
OMGOSH
RIGHT?
I KNOW
i love random short posts!
THEYRE FANTASTIC!
im sleeping at one todayyyy so if anyone wants to say anything take ur time eh.
muaz. lala. me. whee.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

ima BACK i think?

lesseee....
sarah tan?
back?????!!!
IMPOSSIBILIO!!
unless.. of course.
this is just an experimental post to see the reaction of the audience when they find out that im BACK! WOOt.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

mine, mine, MINE!!!

HUUUGUUGUUUUUAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!

i OWN THIS BLOG!!!!
HUUUUUGUUUGUUUAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA.....

THAT'S LIKE A RECORD BREAKING COMPARISON TO THE LONGEST PERIOD SIMON OWNED THIS BLOG!!!!

YES.... YES..... SLOWLY... IT WILL ABSORB ALL OF MY POWERS... AND BECOME... ANOTHER JINGTAO BLOG!! HUUUUUGUUUGUUUAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA.....

Saturday, September 29, 2007

excellent demotion

Gute news! Our blog has been demoted from

PG-13

|
down to
|
V

General!

That means you can get all your cousins, nieces, nephews or whoever that's only got one-digit for their age to read this wunnerful blog! Yay!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

DiGi Value Song

OMGosh it's so freaking nice - sing to it everyone!! And don't forget to move those (if applicable) happy feet.

Part 1

Friends and family think I'm crazy
Love them so much, no matter what
No matter what (you can talk and talk)

One hour, two hour, three hour, four
I can talk and talk till my voice no more
I can call any country for less money

Value for you, value for me,
Value for you, and me, and me

Fu-Yoh! You know what?
You know, you know it's great for my thumb
Fu-Yoh! I text and text so much
I'm almost numb

We are all different but still same same

Value for you, value for me,
Value for you, and me, and me
Value for you, value for me,
Value for you, and me, and me



Part 2

I call anyone, I call anywhere
I call anytime, hey, it's no crime
Wah! I can rhyme!

I do samba, I do cha-cha
At this rate, I go blah-blah-blah
I really feel like a VIP

Value for you, value for me
Value for you, and me, and me

Hey! And my talktime lasts super long!
Hey! I'm so happy, I sing this song!

We are all different but still same same

Value for you, value for me
Value for you, and me, and me
Value for you, value for me
Value for you, and me, and me

Friday, September 7, 2007

birthday post mortem

UPDATE: Thanks for the plant, Alison. Now the action figure will be wearing a pecah-ed shirt, pink shorts, Bali-ish jewellery and holding a plant in his hand.


I have nothing other than many thank-yous to say to people here and there.

Btw, who's idea was it to play dress-up? This cannot be a coincidence:
  • Sarah : tee-shirt
  • Ming Hui : shorts
  • Michelle : bracelet and necklace
What's next? JingTao Action Figure on sale! Whee! =D

Friday, August 24, 2007

Depression sucks. HAPPINESS ROCKS!!

Im PLENTY happy! I mean, nobody is avoiding, ignoring, betraying, insulting or ruining me!
NO ONE! Gosh im SOOOO fortunate that i have such caring and sincere friends that always consult me before making incredibly important decisions that change my life indirectly.
I LOVE THEM! I mean, yeah who doesnt?
I LOVE my circle of friends right now..
Theyre SOOOOO honest and well,, i dont know how to appreciate them

NOTE: This post was written with absolutely flowing sarcasm.

And im NOT being a whiny witch. Im just saying it as it is.

This post SINCERELY goes out to all y'all LOVELY and WUNNERFUL friends i have out there, who are always looking out for me and including me in every activity you do. Cuz really, i dont know WHERE i would find friends like y'all.

Out.

BTW IM SO HAPPY NOW MY SPIRITS ARE LIFTED AFTER SAYING A PRAYER TO JESUS CHRIST MY GOD AND PLEASE BE CONSCIOUS THAT THE POST ABOVE WAS NOT MEANT FOR ANY OF YOU BECOS DUH EVEN IF IT WAS MEANT FOR U WHY THE HECK WOULD I POST IT HERE RIGHT? LOL LOL LOL I LOVE U ALL AND IM NOT HIGH IM JUST REALLY HAPPY ALL OF A SUDDEN AND NO NO NO I DONT REGRET COMING TO WMS AT ALL.. (well maybe a bit but nothing related to u guys) AND THE ONLY PERSON I DISLIKE IN 4K IS MAYBE KAI FOONG AND ALL THOSE IRRITATING AND OBNOXIOUS GUYS BUT OTHER THAN THAT I LOVE Y'ALL, UNDERSTAND!
DONT EVER FEEL DOWN COS IF U ARE COME TALK TO ME ANYTIME IM HERE FOR YAH!!!! GOT IT? COMPREHENDO? KEEP SAFE Y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! schools up we hate it but its okay!! HAHAHAH!!!

<3>

Monday, August 20, 2007

BAD ENGLISH BAD DOG YOU

OMGAWSH YOU DONT KNOW HOW FRICKING FRUSTRATED I AM WITH THOSE IDIOTS WHO CANT SPEAK BLARDY ENGLISH!!

IF YOU FRICKIN' CANT STRING WORDS TOGETHER TO MAKE A PROPER INTELLIGIBLE SENTENCE......
......
.........
...........
THEN DONT!! DONT SPEAK AT ALL! DONT TYPE AT ALL! SHUT UP U LA LA IDIOTS! GO GET A LIFE. no no.. GO GET ENGLISH CLASSES..

BEAUTIFUL example.

sometimes thins jus r not wat we seems... it wun happens the way we 1 2...

WHAT THE FUDGE? WHAT THE FUDGE I TELL YOU! WHAT THE FUDGE IS THAT ALL ABOUT! OMGAWSH SAVE ME LA TOOT! I DONT CARE IF UR FROM A CHINESE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST PLEASE. PLEASE! PLEASEEEE!!!

p.s: the correction for the lousy lame toot sentence above.

sometimes, things are just not what it seems. It wont happen the way we want it to.
NOT NUMBERS THATS ONLY USED IN SMSES AND MSNES!!!! well. okay that was msn. but TOOT.

Btw, i dont hate the person who wrote that sentence. I just hate THE SENTECE ITSELF. :D cheerios.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

OMGAwsH!

You gotta love this song man.
AAH BLAH I cant put the lyrics its all messed up.
So go HERE for the lyrics.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/clickfive/jenny.html

AH LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!

And make sure u MAKE ur OWN jenny song on YOUTUBE! ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT. b.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Do as I say, YOU can make a difference.








copy this, and paste it in your blog, not new entry!
seriously, YOU can make a difference.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

titleless

OMGOSH BABI USELESS CRAP DIE!!
I made this blog only viewable for children WITH parental guidance. GREAaatttt. :D
well i made a poem.
For english.
Cuz teacher told us to write a poem about a rainy day during our childhood.
And we didnt KNOW how to string words correctly together to make a good sentence DIDNT WE NOW??? hm hm.. so here's mine :


when i was playing, suddenly rain,
so i stand up because my backside pain,
then i hear sound of choo choo train,
my father say it come from spain,

i say wine in melay is wain,
and then i know utama in english is main,
and all those bangga people i say vain,
and if i naughty i get the cane!

OMGOSH THAT WAS FRIGGIN INGENIOUS!!

And some chinese couple is gonna name their baby '@' claiming it means LOVE HIM WOR. HOW ARE PEOPLE GONNA KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNVE 'ITS' name ahh????? And in front of all the exercise book write that name like swear word only. LOL! OKAY BYE! ADD MATHS PROJECT BARELY DONE.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

down under not asunder.

Bugging useless BABI.
I wish i had a skill.
SOMETHING that was my main strength, you know?
I just have a little bit of this..
a little bit of that..
a nothing of somethings...
BABI LAH!
Why cant i be frigging good at singing, acting, joking, ANYTHING?
I CANT EVEN CHEER PEOPLE UP TO THE MAX!
well i dont think i can.
BABI LAH!
ARGH. i just wish that i have something that i could play up to.
SOME SORT OF TALENT. EVEN JUGGLING FIVE EGGS AT ONCE WILL DO OKAY!
BABI BUGGING USELESS.
gosh. *whams fist into wall, leaving a debris of crumbled wall*
WHY?? WHY cant i be smart like jing tao? SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AND LIKABLE like michelle?? RESPONSIBLE AND ATTRACTIVE and immediately-cheers-u-up ALISON?? TALL and good at basketball like MING HUI? ANYONE? OH MY BABI LAH!
BABI BABI BABI
BABI BABI BABI
im so depressed. i feel so useless. .

blah babi lah dont laugh. this is not a sarcastic post.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

oh my!

a twit i shall not be. a twit i shall not become. for a twit goes *tweet* and i goes *roar*. makes all the difference doesnt it. Well well, looks like this blog has become a littler morer aliver.

DID YOU NOTICE????
THAT TODAY, at 10.00 p.m. or a.m (which has long passed), the date and time will be consecutively arranged!!!!!
CHECK IT OUT!

10.00p.m. 09/08/07

betcha didnt KNOW THAT!! is that AWESOME or IS THAT AWESOME!!
well today, 4K experienced a almost-became-but-was-not-to-be FIRE!!!
welll,,, i didnt really see how the fire started but, really, it was fascinating. AND PARALYSING.
OKAy,, so there we were doing the testing on carbonate and nitrates salts and suddenly,
there is a loud shocked exclamation from my right side going "WOOOOOHH!!!"
I wouldnt have really cared, because we people are usually easily amazed by the reactions produced, if it had not been for the bright burst of light from their direction. Turning to look, my eyes popped out of their sockets. (not literally) FOR THERE IN FRONT OF ME, almost half of the surface of the table was on fire! ANd i mean those BIG LICKING FLAMES one!!! Mdm. Norhayati for the FIRST time in my life, looked flustered and immediately instructed the gas supply to be turned off. Once that was done, the fire vanished immediately, leaving no trace except a blackened bunsen burner and a small flame still burning at the gas source. School then ended, leaving 4K students going about telling everyone about how much they loved Chemistry class.

p.s: I am explaining to you in elaborate detail, the typical malaysian would have just seen a couple of us screaming and pointing, while mdm.norhayati asked us to zip up.

So yea,, there you go. INTERESTING things happened on this INTERESTING day.
another not so INTERESTING thing that i might mention is that i have yet to finish my homework. As usual. same ole same old.
OH YEA.. I ALSO would like to thank a certain person that im pretty sure doesnt visit this blog, Mr.BBQ pork for unconciously cheering me and michelle up to no end with your antics during morning exercise, though it was unintentionally. Everytime we look at you, it is as if a ray of sunlight has shone upon us.
I laughed plenty today. Loud too. Must have been that diaphragm again. IT just KEEPS On contracting and relaxing!! Nevermind, exercise for the stomach. All the better.
cherios now. Rest for later.

BTW, if u have anything going on Saturday that might involve me (not that im perasan or anything...) please, DONT INVOLVE ME. Saturday is now filled with endless activities, morning till night. Thank yew.

~THE UN-twitter. (go and copy and paste and find out what this word is. HAHAAH!)

Monday, August 6, 2007

admin update 2

Hey! We've just got fatter!!

Just kidding. It's just a small template change to make the text area bigger. More words on one line, less scrolling for you! Also, now you don't have to squint THAT much to see the video!

The twits are up! (at least, 2 of them) We're looking forward to see all coups have their twitty badges here!

Sunday, August 5, 2007

admin update

Hello fellow subscribers and members of TCG,

In response to the massive feedback we have gained from the previous poll prior to this (which has proven Alison, who although is a non-member of TCG, is 10x more popular than JingTao), we have updated the poll question. Please get your friends and family to participate in the vote, as each person is only allowed to vote once.

Additionally, we are glad to announce that Alison has received hugs from the DiGi Yellow Coverage Fellow for winning the previous poll. Thank you, DiGi.

This time we have also removed the 'reportedly-explicit-and-provoking' additional mathematics video which was previously featured in the Featured Presentation section. We have invited a guest strongman to be feature there, in efforts to promoting a healthier lifestyle.

We are also planning to introduce a new feature: Twits! For this new feature to work, all members of this blog will be required to sign up for Twitter. Twitter is a mini-blog feature that allows members to quickly post updates about themselves or what they're doing at that time to the world. Once the sign-up process is completed, our technical department will be adding badges to display individual twits on the sidebar. We look forward to the success of this project.

May the YCF be with you, he will follow you.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

HAH HAH HAH

You're way to BE-YOUUutiful garl,
Thats why itll never work,
Cos ull have me suicidal, suicidal,
When you say its not gonna work...
(ARGH STUPID GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!! )

okay. right. the main point im here. TO post a convo i had with a good friend about why a certain girl didnt suit him. Here is him trying to explain and me acting bimbotic.
HERE GOES:
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
its like
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
i'm doughnut
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
she's.....
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
em....
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
rice la
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
very diff type
Aleck. says:
...
Aleck. says:
BOTH ARE CARBOHYDRATE WORRR
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
fine
peter reily sam.... gabriel says:
shes vege


-------------------------------------END PART ONE-----------------------

Today i went to LAke Club with my FAHMILEE to jog. After all the jogging, i had to watch my lil bro skip around in the humongous playground. Coaxing him to climb everything, i saw a little boy prolly half his age climbing around. Looked at him with awe and did the usual thing every parent does (tho im not a parent.) :" SEE LA JORN HE SO SMALL ALSO HE CAN CLIMB!" Then the little boy looked at me.

*Suspense*

This melay boy had big big eyes and a slightly awed look at me (prolly cos im so tall and big, see?) he kept staring at me until i went running after my brother who was doing some crazy thing over the other side. Then, i saw him again. And he stared at me again. The same thing kept happening. IT wasnt freaky cos he was a small kid, but u shudve seen his expression when he stared at me, like i grew antennas or something!! HILARIOUS LA!! So more after that, my brother fell from a slide after going too fast which made me laugh hysterically for some reason.

----------------------------------END PART TWO---------------------------

Then there i was after a while when the wee puny boy left, jumping around, climbing on top of the structures strictly created for SMALL LIGHT kids. Then after climbing through those small small tunnels i came up triumphant and announced "YAY! I CAN STILL GO THROUGH WITHOUT GETTING STUCK!" Then my mom said nervously "Sarah, stop embarrassing me!!" I then replied wittingly (ha ha ha im so modest) "Mom, if u pretended u didnt know me, i wudnt have embarrassed u right!!! HAIYOH.."

-----------------------------------END PART THREE-----------------------

Why did the girl who breathed underwater through her nose for several minutes drown?

Answer is underlined. HA HA HA HA HA SO FUNNY RIGHT YEA!

-----------------------------------END PART FOUR------------------------

Then while eating i witnessed the MOST SPECTACULAR THING EVER!!! SO CHUN!
An older sister taking picture of the little sister taking picture of the mother taking picture of the son! ALL USING CAMERA PHONES!! WAHH!! SO COOL RIGHT!! I know i know...

----------------------------------END PART FIVE--------------------------

According to Tan's theory, you should not face the wall when sneezing because the saliva droplets that come whizzing out will bounce off the wall due to big momentum thus causing your own spit to splat right on your surprised face. How physics-like.

______________________________________________________
DEFINITE ENDING OF PART SIX

So now howd u like my arrangement eh? Im the one keeping the blog alive. man, i should really ask for a reward. *admires nails*

Blueberry durian pie anyone? :D

Saturday, July 21, 2007

VOTE FOR ALISON

VOTE FOR ALISON ALISON ALISON OKAY!!
vote for her, because voting for everyone else is completely useless!!!!
BELIEVE ME!!!
Besides, Alison is worth voting for!!!!
IM into POLITICS MAN, i KNOW these kind of things!!!!!!
See, if im right and statistics are accurate,
voting for either Sarah or Ming hui will need alot of supporters (which in case u can see almost has Next To None visitors) of which we currently lack. Since alison ALREADY has the highest count, and her percentage is 56% only a minimum of 44% left is needed to achieve the poll's count of 100%. If you precisely count the mean, the highest percentage obviously goes to alison, therefore ending in the winner of the poll. (awesome i sound like a politician. Or a mathematician..) Thus, i command the rights of those imaginary people in the form of the same person who willingly goes offline and online numerous times to vote for alison to go offline and online more and VOTE FOR ALISON! She's bound to make this Title useful and make this world a much better place. She will save the enviroment, tend to the halpless, cure the sick, cheer the sorrowful and do her best. As for Michelle and Jing tao, i gave my one vote to you mich, and thus have shown that moral support is not needed after much thinking, debating and consideration. I now dub the Poll ABSOLUTELY USELESS AND GOOD FOR NOTHING!
Hence, the Poll Winner bound to be Alison, is dubbed INSTEAD ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL AND CHINESE DANCING, PRETTY, TALENTED, LOVED AND GOOD FOR EVERYTHING! In my conclusion, the poll is useless but the poll winner totally rocks. (crap, that is so not politician-ish.) There you go. And to all those random, imaginary people who voted, own up and get ur butt whacked for trickery. You will be caught, fried, diced (crap there i go again, not being politician-sih) I mean YOU will be caught, put under house arrest, stripped of all civilian rights, ripped of all pirated VCD's, and robbed of all honours and dignity. (Lame Dame excuses you shall not make, or else further exploitation of your life will be carried out.)

BTW: The above post has not a single note of dripping sarcasm or mockery in it.

Sincerely, Hunky Simon.

VOTE FOR ALISON! VOTE FOR ALISON! VOTE FOR ALISON!

Friday, July 20, 2007

new comp new azam

to not catch a virus.
HAHAHAHAHAH o mgosh i cant believe it. WOW ALISON UR NOT EVEN INVOLVED IN THIS BLOG AND UR WINNING! congrats my dear darling. My wunnerful piano exam went horribly but who cares its over (or not) BUT YAY! anyway new comp is so awesome it awes my mind. its like. WOW. SO SLEEK. SO SWEEEET. hahaha. anyway i missed school so i wont get no sijil kehadiran boo hoo. BYE I DONT CARE I GOT NOTHING TO SAY! this blog is DEAD dead dead dead stupid go die NOW! okay! im being rude again. lady like lady like.

ALOHA.
hunky simon.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

101 postmations

YES!!! IT'S MINE!! MINE MINE MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!!!
THE ONE-HUNDRETH-and-ONEth post!!!!!


And now, some revision on chemistry. Yes, dreaded, preaded chemistry.

'End point' is defined by:-

The point of titration of a solution and another solution whereby one is an acid and another is an alkali respectively is combined together in the correct proportion based on numbers seperated by a colon as used in writing ratios for mathematics so that the total number of hydrogen ions floating around the aqueous will be totally neutralised by the other hydroxide ions in order to produce lots of dihydrogen monoxide molecules and salt molecules which do not taste salty at all and also at the same time to change the colour of any indicator solution like p-dimethylamino-azobenzenesulfonic acid which is also known simply as methyl orange which will turn into orange colour to show pH value of 7 that is also equivalent to neutral as in not acidic nor alkalaic just like how water is to show that the neutralisation process has been completed.

Right. Has everyone passed up their PEKA?

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

According to the dashboard..

....my post is the hundredth post!!!heyyyy! aint i supposed to get a shower of confetti or something?? SERViCEEE??? Anyway yes i was sick, poor me. I felt horrid the whole morning until during Bio i couldnt take it and decided to go to the Sick Bay. But on the way there, surprise surprise!!! I had to vomit. lol.ti know i know disgusting, but really it was some form of food poisoning. Dunno from where wan... sheesh. so i lay there until SOMEBOSSYBODY said i cant lie there forever and i decided to go back to class. Second day of sickness was extremely tired and had to haul my self up the stairs like climbing mount everest or something lol. Fast forward to today, parents teachers meet, was a blast. I got blasted. Hehe. no la. my marks , a few of em suck and teachers didnt tell my mom anything horrid about me so im still alive. Now gonna do chem peka, add maths, akauns and MORE add maths. Boo hoo hoo what i horrid life i live. Tao just took off his braces and he thinks his teeth are SOOO white. *rolls eyes in disdain* WHATEVER LA OKAY. i know ur teeth is straight and all but, please, dont expose it to the innocent world. Must be the lighting clouding ur judgement. no la.. eehehe.. congrats la! :) off to slavery now. boo hoo what i horrid life i live, no im being dramatic.

cheerios cereal. :O

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

first hit! =]

ok.. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA MY FIRST POST SINCE.. er.. ok nvm..

YES. MY FIRST POST SINCE.......................... forget it..

sheesh.. alot of things happened this WEEK..
like.. my husband, Simon, was sick yesterday which was on the 25th June 2007.
at the end of the 3rd period, after attending Bio, she went to the office and i have no idea how did i ended up there.. seriously.. its like.. i had this "SPIDER SENSE" and yeah i went to the office BEFORE EVEN HE WAS THERE..

then i walked HIM to the sick bay.. hell there were 4 small kids there and out of four, two had "period". one fever. another one, Simon, had stomach ache, or food poisoning. yes. wrong food.

OK.. so did tao give misha her ice-cream?

Saturday, June 16, 2007

its called......

*drumroll*
IT STARTED WITH A KISS!

MICHELLE's LATEST OBSESSION AND SIGHING PHASES IS UPON THE GUY CALLED

JIANG ZHI SHU OR SOMETHING!!!
and his real name is....

*bigger louder drumroll*

JOE CHENG! SO LADIES! DO UR RESEARCH!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

the thing.

go to www.personalvirus.com to get ur own personal virus today! Absolutely no charge. For further information dial 016-urcrazy-26 or 018-istheresuchathing-98. thank u for ur cooperation and have a nice day!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

poem me poem

MY POEM MAN MINE MINE MINE! its unexpected so if ur easily turned off, dont read it. :) ALL GIRLS OUTINGGGG!!

The Love Poem
As I was walking to school one day,
And dragging my feet every step of the way,
I bumped headfirst into a solid thing,
And looked up to see a human being!

But wait, what was this? A girl! A girl!
So hot she was, she made my mind swirl!
The wind was blowing in her hair,
Here and there and everywhere?

Her glowing complexion, shone on by the sun,
Her sparkling lips, beauty not to be outdone,
Her slender figure, in swaying grace,
Made my heart beat at a fast pace,

I stood there, stammering, my palms were sweating,
Of a witty phrase, my mind was thinking,
To impress her and make her see Im the one and only,
And not some peasant, of no class and lowly.

Summoning my courage, as she drank with a slurp,
Before I could speak out, she let rip a “BUURRPP!”
Embarrased and blushing, she said “Excuse me, would you?”
My smile widened and I let rip my loud “BURRRP!” too.

She giggled and laughed, and smiled a shy smile,
I made the right move, as I realised after a while,
Never so proudly before did I stand,
As we walked into the sunset, hand in hand.

THERE U GO!

title-less

hey y'll!! can't wait 4 thursday..ru sure it is an all girls outing?? if it is, YES!! anywayz, this holiday somehow seems very short n lotz of things i haven done yet! hmph!
had a crazy dream n all of u were in it!! LOL! jing tao too, surprisingly..n it was christmas n jing tao was giving us presents! then he said to me 'i got ure fav drink' and i said 'huh? i have a fav drink?' then he gave me the very big n heavy present which was filled with lots of cans of BEER!! i was soooo speechless and then....i woke up! haha..what a stupid dream!
second story...I'M SO IN LOVE!! oh my gosh!! i can't stop thinking about him n if u see me day dreaming that means i'm thinking about him!! hehe. nth much to decribe about him seeing that he is a fictional character! geez..why do i keep falling head over heel over fictional ppl! help me!! i have to snap out of this!!
going to fwens who i know them for life house later to do pastry things n i'm going to see the fwens who r not worth being fwens with! sigh! why is it so hard to forgive them? maybe it is because they hurt me too much! have to go there n put on my fake-o face so that i look happy!
signing off now! enjoy ure holidays while it still lasts!

Monday, June 4, 2007

LOOK AT MY NAME

lalalalalal! LOOK AT MY NEW NAME!
OH.
MY.
GOSH.
Sarah really done it this time.
ANYWAY!! PEOPLE!
OUTING:
VENUE: MID VALLEY
TIME: MORNING?????
DRESS CODE: YOUR FRICKING BEST!
PLAN: RANDOM (bowling? :B)
People invited: FRIENDS. ???
DAY: THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
now if there is anyone who is kind enough to bless Sarah with transport, please let her know.
MING HUI LETS TAKE TAXI THERE!
*alison, tak mau trouble u all the time*
ive already got permission.. Trouble now is DUH FOR ME, transport and and... and... ?

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Feature Update

In case you hadn't noticed yet, we have some changes! (follow the arrow, please)
Yes! Now it's easier for others to know that it was YOU who have written the wonderful post you have written underneath the new header. Hooray!

As the lead admin of this prestigious blog, it is my duty to constantly introduce new features which will benefit the rest of the members of this blog and also interest visitors to make them constantly clobber the admins for membership here at this prestigious, amazing, wonderful blog.

Yes! As you have just seen above there, we I have moved the post author and time to the top of the post, just right below the post title. This makes it easier for the rest of us to know who wrote that, especially when it comes to l o n g , colourful posts written by the gals.

In addition, we are now going to feature ONE YouTube video once in a while at the top of the sidebar to keep you entertained and coming back for more. Our first issue: Sarah's Additional Mathematics Drama. It's just unlucky for me that I don't have a video-able camera right now, but that can be fixed soon enough. Beware Sarah! JingTao will begin to publish tons of video replies to you!

Another new feature: The "You're Coup You Know!" Scoreboard.

Came back from my one-week-vacation-at-grandma's-house. For 4 days I worked at my aunts' stationery shop, attending phone calls, smashing the cash register ($), banging the Whoops! terminal and lifting tons-heavy mounting boards. That's the life of a guy in a stationery shop. Nobel-prize-winning novel coming soon.

Once again, the admin(s) would like to thank the rest of the members for their continued support towards this prestigiously amazing blog, and would like to thank everyone who has dropped by here to spend some time listening to our long stories.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

backooo

I just came back from teluk intan.. Before that was camp! hehehe.. All Girls Camp near the river and the jungle. Go see www.xanga.com/sarahty2 for the stories! IT WAS LOVELY LOVELY LA!
:D i is posting pics here cos FASTER LORRR.. HAHAHA EH EH! BTW THis tuesday i FREE OKAY!! i made sure i kept it tuitionless and meetingless and all the less la. SARAH TAN YONG CHIN? AIYO PLEASE LA I DONT WANNA BE RELATED TO THAT BODYPART! lol... SO MICH, ALISON, MING, TAO, keep ur tuesday LESS Too!! HAHA dont worry michelle, ur turtles gay NEVERMIND, only problem cannot reproduce!! HAHAHAHA.. kidding. now for pics, here it IS!
Look at this bar! OOO its a CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM SHAPED BAR! COCOA DELI!

hold it.. it says - no nuts, carefully made in a nut free zone!!

NOW this is really insulting.
Sarah Louis drew it on my leg in camp. I ACCIDENTALLY washed my leg so the ink went a bit runny. I looked like i had alot of veins in my foot.
Then there was the one by Christina.
And then some senseless ramblings by Denise. Excuse the obsecinity (is that how its spelt) if u may.
i think ive TOTALLY gained 7kg during the hols. REALLY. Heres a drawing by my bro.

A drawing i said? So i lied.
thats ITTT FOR NOWW!! MING HUI AND JING TAO MANA? WE WON THE LEO FORUM THINGY!!! good for us. we rock! :D see u guys! (im REALLY fat now. :) )

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

pictures! =D

the pictures i promise!! hope u guys can see clearly..if not, i think u hv to buy long-sighted specs!! HAHAHAHAHA...
can u spot the tortoise?? the 1 on the rock is nameless..it is the one who always wanna to 'break' free n make me feel so bad n it is very naughty, the one on the ground is bubbles and is much smaller!

peek-a-boo! i see u! just found out that they need to put their head out to breath! silly me!

XXX-rated! jkjk! wahhh..both of them having lovey-dovey time when sis cleaning the tank! hmm..how to know which 1 is boy or girl ah?? (gasp) maybe they're gays!! XD

hi alison!! welcome back!! so when r u telling ure stories ah?? i wanna noe everything since i hv nth better to do then go 2 tuition n do hw everyday! going out day~tuesday it is n don't change! might not be free on other days!

Monday, May 28, 2007

lol much!!!!!!

MICHELLE AHHH.. OH MY GEWDNESS! u make me laugh like SIAO, especially the part where u say it is a bodypart u can find on ur face.. LOL,, really la we call him bodypart kay? Yea, once i saw Mdm.Zainab in Metrojaya and we talked.. IT WAS SO WEIRD MAN, i mean i felt like i should have been holding a Geography text book or something.. XD ANYWAY the other part that made me laugh was the part where u said "handsomer cos not wearing glasses." LOL LAAAAA.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, BEH TAHAN! so funny!!!! hes got bluE EYES then we told him remember? Then i told him he talks like Canadian? You should have used the PA system and asked "IF the pressure of a bla bla bla, a physics teacher is needed to solve this question. Please come to the counter" Then u meet him at the counter and say HI then run off la!! LOL SO FUNNY SO FUNNY BEH TAHANNN!
NEXT TUESDAY LAH MING HUI NUT! second WEEEKK!!

XD XD XD XD XD
Just came back from akauns, NO GUYS FROM OUR SCHOOL WENT!
YIPEE i was so happy la,, but those two scallywags...neverm
ind.
Now bro, sis(DUH in australia) father mother all BO at home. not at home in other words. Dont know what to do... Like.. nothing la.
NAH GO SEE MY YOUTUBE VIDS MAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRosxw43EIE
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZYHjZKdSDE
MORE TO COME LOL!
yes wait, theres one more about add maths,,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePJLk2328b8
IM FREE man
eventho i got like activities and tuition everyday, im like,, NOTHIN TO DO other than homework which i DONT Wanna do!! i haven started any of my homework.. i just wanna forget about it.
LALALALALALAL!!!
MY DONKEY IS UR FATHA!!!!!!!!!!!
okay well it doesnt say that but STILL LOL!!!! i laugh i laugh!
YEs still him from 300!!! i cant help it im so sorry... :) i laugh! i laugh!
AGAIN! OKAY enough adi okay? ROFL, i cant take it, these pics crack my skull. *giggle giggle giggle* i laugh! I LAUGH!!!


*giggle*


Over and out.

what u ever?

hahahaha..me again!! just finish tuition which i only have during the holidays since the teacher only comes back during the holidays. hahaha...3rd post now!! n on the very same day!! i forgot to say this in my previous post so i wanted to say it!!
did u ever see a teacher from WMS outside of school?? oh gosh it is sooooooo weird!! n it is a teacher who r those kind that r very focus n u think that they will always sit at home studying!! n u think that they don't exist outside of school especially the ONE i saw!! wanna know who i saw? if u don't TOO BAD cos i'm going to say it anywayz...it was the teacher who is a body part name that u can find on ure face!! haha...here is what happen...
me: (saw old man in front of me...stare at him den turn away)
me: (look again..looked like Mr Chin but handsomer than him cos never wear glasses..LOL)
me: (gulp!) daddy, i think i see a teacher from school!
dad: where? where? (turning his head 360 degrees)
me: right there (pointing at the teacher right in front of him..when aproaching him) he teaches me physics, the 1 i keep telling mummy very boring 1.
dad: where? go say 'hi' larr..
me: har...but that is mr. CHIN(emphasize while i said it right in front of him
)

den i slowly walk away n luckily he didn't even notice. but he was carrying a cute little boy! his grandson is sooooooo cute! n i saw the rest of his family!
ok...that is the weirdest thing happen to me so far...hehe =)

OH yea oh yea

Like so TOTALLY AWEsomeeee,
This is like,, my like super IN cheer that i think like,, we should like really like.
*flips platinum blonde hair over like her shoulder*
Like im just doing this cos im like
SOOO Bored with watching those guys thrive for my attention
I'd like rather watch Fashion Gossip!
And that white chicks movie is like SO insulting..

Anyway, here it is my adoring fans!
2,4,6,8!
Who do you appreciate?
Me, the awesome,
Me, the gorgeous,
Me, the blossom,
Me, the Fergielicious!!!
Im hot, im cool,
im popular in school,
I flip, my hair,
I make all the boys stare,
i say
Im hip, in STYLE,
ill make it worth ur while,
Cos theres none like me,
Like DUH u can see!

So kiss, my feet,
No other girl can compete,
To my manicured nails,
The doggies wag their tails,
For me,
For rocking rocking me,
FOR ME, FOR ME,
i know im such a BARBIE!

okay, blonde phase,
OVER.


movies

me again...2nd 1 now!! wakakakakakakakakaka..muahahahahahahaha...now i can get cornetto!!
anywayz, the movie pirates of the carribean was so...WOW!! to me, and so awesome, to me and so breathtaking, to me. i even cried at the end!! LOL...and i think i just fell in love with johnny depp like DUH! n keira knightley!! she is so pretty! BUT now i think i like orlando bloom too!! yikes! or maybe i just like william turner, his character! hmm..that sounds better!=)
sarah, i think i do like romantic guys n can't help falling for them everytime!!
just to let all of u know, u all should watch the harry potter 5 trailer! it's so niceeee!! i can't wait for it n it is so nerve-racking(is that even a word?) , this is coming from a person who doesn't read the harry potter books, k! so i dunno what is going to happen! what time do u guys usually go on9 anywayz?? i'm always sitting here waiting..n waiting...
do u know?? that my b'day is on the same day as a celebrity!! n it's orlando bloom... don't really know am i suppose to be happy or sad! sigh
bye 4 now!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

my new pets!

ok ok, i'm here!! so stop complaining larr...(jingtao) u sound like some old grandpa that goes yakity-yak-yak! I'LL TRY 2 GO ON9 MORE OFTEN DURING THE HOLIDAYS, K!!
EXAMS R OVER!! yay!! finally..it was such a long week..phew! so many post that i haven read n all so long until i go Zzzzzzz....no offence!! hehe =p
latest news.....i finally bought PETS!! i now have 2 turtle..or is it tortoise?!?! hmm..anywayz, any suggestions on names?? please suggest i need help in naming it but something short n cute!! sis name her bubbles!! n mine still NAMELESS!! bonnie n clyde sounds nice but noooooo sis rejected the names! hmph! hehe
so when r v going out?? can't wait! miss everyone already but weekdays, k!! n tell me earlier!
oh god i'm so excited tonight!! going to see my leng chai!! Ooooo...Aaaaaa...johnny depp here i come!! LOL...what did u'll expect?? guess my taste is bad...
i'll post my turtle/ tortoise pic when i take them..they r so cute!! hehe
ps. will they die if i put them under air condition for like 2 hours??
bye guys!! love all of u!! this is 1 post, 9 more to go n i'll get something BIG!! hahahhhahahaha (u beta not lie jing tao or else....)

Friday, May 25, 2007

lalal

take a look my life
all black
take a look at my clothes
all black
like johnny cash
all black
like the rolling stones

la la la la la
I was Good Charlotting during the last day of exam.
Made those indians stare at me.
So more i never listened to it for one month.
ha.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

memmemem

doh doh doh doh doh.
I shouldnt be forced to agree to the above, BELOW i mean.
I MEAN,, IM ALWAYS THE FRIGGIN ONE posting HERE!
Dont i get like,, a FRICKIN exception of some sort?!!?
I DEMAND MY RIGHTS!
*protests and holds up a board*

We're Coup, so You're Coup too!!

Antecedent:
teemh: everyone : Status : Hiatus;
reason : exam, possibility : lazy ;
Conclusion : Coup's gona be shutted down if this continues.

Consequence:
You're Coup You Know!!
Blogging Campaign


That's right! Under the agreement of the administrative board, and under the presence of JingTao (lead admin), we are launching our first ever holiday benefitting blogging programme!

For the next 2 weeks, it is wajib that you create AT LEAST 2 posts in this blog of yours and mine. Posts may contain any content which may interest other members of this blog, or even better, outsiders who have longed to join the superior, intelligent, amazing Coup Group.

You are advised to use the following when writing:
  • Photographs are great if you have any
  • Diagrams to illustrate what you're saying are optional
  • Words which are simple, clean, and no other
  • Suitable amounts of colouring and formatting (not like this)
It is necessary to follow the above instructions in our effort to maintain the biology of this blog. Failure to do so will result in being fired from the editorial board. Posts must not be too short of length (admin(s), please take note).

And what if you do comply to the instructions? Well, here's the reward scheme.

2 posts: No reward
3 posts: Basic recognition as an active member
5 posts: Cornetto treat on school reopen (worth RM2.50)
7 posts: Break + lunch treat on school reopen (worth RM5)
10 posts: (possible) Promotion to admin status
> 10 posts: We don't know yet, we'll see when you've done that

That's it! So start blogging or you'll be vaporised!


Apologies to Michelle's excitement over the cornetto - something went wrong with the HTML.

Monday, April 30, 2007

FACE THE FACTS- world peace

This is the choral speaking poem i wrote- ( planned through by Michelle and J)

In a beauty pageant, a beauty was queened,
As she took the stage looking pruned and preened,
Into the mike, her sweet voice says,
"I'd like world peace for all the world's days." (to be said in a high pitched voice)

Everyone applauds, but what do they know,
Afghanistan is getting bombed while they're watching the show,
Little do they realise, the world is falling apart,
With wars, and wounds, and broken hearts,

World peace- its what we need, what we want to keep,
For with world peace every country makes a leap,
to a better future and all as one,
We strive to correct the mistakes our forefathers have done,

World peace, what is it now? Do define,
its everyone living in peace divine,
No discrimination but love among mankind,
Breaking out of barries that bind,

There prejudice against colors and looks,
As people usually judge covers of books,
They do same with men tho one are we,
And united we should stand and so we should be,

Worldwide discussions, agreements in concoction,
Will not be complete without the nations participation,
We need to realise that we can solve it together,
To achieve world peace forever and ever.

The way to have this morality,
That keeps the world in unity,
Is that everyone has a part to play,
If they want world peace today.

Composed originally and copyrighted by Sarah Tan, edited by Sarah Yong.
This was typed by memory and no reference whatsoever.
This is how hard me and Michelle memorised this poem. Four more days of dying. Then we're done. I cant believe im online. NO.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Just stating the obvious

YES ITS CLEAR PEOPLE!
WE NEED TO START A REVOLUTION!
we shall not, we WILL NOT, allow stress to overcome us and make us talk gibberish.
NO! WE SHANT!
WE WILL FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS UNSEEN FORCE OF FORM FOUR!
YES! WE SHALL!
okay, im just nuts, sorry.
Just came back from teluk intan, naturally that makes me a bit cuckoo.
And lazy. Well look who visited our blog!
Looks like we need to alot of stuff on awareness huh?
*eyes widen* This, may become a revolutionary blog!
Something like Kenny Sia's but more informative?
WAit.
Nah.
AND ALISON< like i said, we all have some serious debating to do. ACTUALLY, not really i think ming hui is making a too big deal outta this. Sure, u might be 50/50 but hey, any choice u make has its pros and cons. So weight it carefully and no matter what, im saying this aGAIN< we WILL BE BEHIND YOU! NOT LITERALLY!
=) muaxes.
*BTW PEOPLE! PLEASE! IF u see me buying food or anything fattening, PLEASE STOP ME!
cos i think im becoming obese. YES! u saw right! And i dont wanna be obese. Its bad enought that the future generation are facing weight problems. And ill admit, i love food. (who doesnt?) So, right, please ah.. xD*

Friday, April 27, 2007

straightfoward facts

PRos and cons.
PRos: 1. Good looking testimonial
2. Possible election as Head
3.Look nice in different uniform
4. Not the same ole seaweed and peanut butter tie
5. Honourable and respectable
6.Get to go for many dinners
7. Good experience for battling the cruel world
8. U loook chun man.
9. Erm, i dont know anymore.

cons: 1. Cant see u often during the time when i usually spend time with u. :(
2. Being a prefect really sucks, according to most ex
3.PPl hate u cos u pull them out
4. Have to buy a whole new uniform
5. Have to pay for those many dinners
6. More stressful than student
7.ILL MISS YOU!!!!
8. I dislike prefects. But ill try to make an exception for those i friend.
9. I DEFINITELY CANT SEE U ANYMORE!
10. Ull be tortured by The Suffering Ina.
11. Have to stay back, many meetings, many organizing to do.
12. Theres more but ill spare you.

Im just stating my opinion, I say GO FOR IT, and i also say MAYBE NOT. Its up to u. Ill support u in ANYTHING U CHOOSE ALISON! :)

New List of Probates

4M: Lee Boon Siew, Chan Pui Li, Woi Gaik Li
4C: Lee Ju-Hann, Nik Hurul Ain, Ch'ng Shun Yong
4K: Chen Tien Yi, Ng Xi Jing, Tee Kai Foong
4L: Andrew Liow, Atalie Lim, Spring Sia
4W: Lim Yong Juin, Low Zhi-Yen, Lee Seng Joe, ALISON NG
4P: Dhinesh, Yap Yu Wern, Ivan Leong, Jeremy Greenall

? - can anyone fill those '?' marks please? =]
As for ALISON NG, what are we going to do with her..
HMMM.........

                          TO          STOP          HER?
                  
                                              OR

                          LET         HER            FLY?

                                          VOTE!
                  HER DESTINY IS IN OUR HANDS!
                                               &
                                          
mouse
                                              &   
                                        
computer



Special thanks to: Khor Mei Mei(4K), Alanna Ong(4W), Tee Ming Hui(4M)
 


Thursday, April 26, 2007

Eeehem

Who was the MAIN AND ONE AND ONLY PERson who blogged while everyone just bummed around huh? well, im TIRED of doing all the work here. SO, im only posting ONCE in a WHILE. since NO one ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, had appreciated me while i was here, posting so many times. SO THERE. And the teachers are just PMS-ing. Besides, i got plenty of time even though i got PLENTY of homework. How i do it? SIMPLE pimple lemon squeasel. I DONT DO THE HOMEWORK! YAY! ANyway, i was thinking, Michelle, about writing a short story on the trip of a sweating someone in my mother's car. It wOULD make a rather amusing post, now, wouldnt it?

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

barely over-understanding

I just can't understand...

Has everyone just gotten into the exam fever again?

Or is it just true that 4C has much, much, much less homework compared to 4M and 4K, and 4L and all?

Or is it just because only JingTao is so free to write tons of rubbish here?

Or is it just because everyone is busy with something else?

Or, or is, or is it...

Or is it that everyone else except JingTao has abandoned this petite, greenishly cute blog?


Posted by,
The Un-Understood

Friday, April 20, 2007

Friday, April 13, 2007

ALOHA SPLASH PEOPLE!!!

CHECK IT OUTTT PEOPLE!
AN EVENT YOU do NOT WANNA MISS!!!
the ALOHA SPLASH!!!!!!!
bringin you waves of FUn and LAuGhTER!!!
WHEN: 28th APRIL 2007 ~ yes, just ONE DAY OFF UR STUDY SCHEDULE TO UNWIND! worth it.
WHERE: PRIMA 16, PEEJay (transportation will be provided)
TIME: 4pee.m to 10pee.m (no late night partying involved, this is a SOLEMN promise to all parents.)
Whats UP: Captain ball match, Open MIc Session, Games, Food, Surprise Gift, Pool Side, Dinner, PRIZES!!
DRESS CODE: Wrap Skirts, Floral Tees, Swimsuits, Flip Flops
TICKET: RM5

If ur interested, please inform Sarah TAN so she can give u a form! thank u!

Saturday, April 7, 2007

to the moon!

DId anyone notice, that all of a sudden, ALL MEMBERS of this blog has posted something! Im so proud... *sniffs* *applauds* Well on to what happened on MY Friday.
As usual, woke up at 10 or so, ate a huge breakfast, then went online.
After mom came back from lunch, i went online again.
Then before my add maths tuition at 5, i went online.
After my add maths tuition ended at 7.30, i rushed home, bathed, changed and ate two scoops of rice.
At 8, i went to church for Good Friday service.
And i saw three people i usually talk to online and not face to face. I must admit they look better face to face.
Then, i went home. Wanted to go online.
Did. But mom asked me to google "Fish bone in larynx."
Then the results came out, and she overtook the comp.
And i went to sleep at 11.
The end.
Go to www.xanga.com./sarahty2 for pictures.
Guilty as charged.
Over and out.
To the moon!

Friday, April 6, 2007

it's good friday people.

"Let's not fight. Today's Good Friday."

Excellent quote by Gregory. However, the fight still went on.

Here's proof.


How good was your Friday? Tell us more.

Good 'Tensed' Friday.

I STILL EXIST HERE!

just that.. i have no time.. see la my blog oso i have not enough time to manage..
and and.. next time whenever anyone of you,including me, wants to change the colour scheme, ask for everyone's opinion or approval first, alright? *admin(s) please take note.

and then.. hmm..
alison sms-ed everyone of us saying tht a BIRD flew into her bathroom then it flew into her room.
and she went SIAO. eventually, no one replied her message except tao n me.
and she went SIAO. soon, alrite i shall not continue otherwise i won't be able to see yall on monday.

hmm... volleyball game is on monday.. tuesday.. and wednesday..
how 2 wash jersey leh.. geramnye..

then tmr... go BU for volleyball sumore.. WHY SO MAFAN?!?!??!

mum wants to go for FORMULA 1 !!!!!
but she doesn't know how..
any suggestions ?
i say take ERL to KLIA then take cab.

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famous dots - chain messages.

stupid.

good friday

today will be the BEST day of this whole week!! glad the week is almost over n today is good friday n my wonderful God b'day! what a lovely day! going to do lotz of stuff today n start reading a book (i hope) cos everyone seems to be reading a book n make me feel like a lazy bum (esp. u, sarah!) hehe...having a playful mood too! =p

by the way, yesterday was BAD thursday!! n most ppl agree with me!! the atmosphere was gloomy n started out with me being sleepy n someone didn't bring something..i forgive u! just that i was dissapointed n not angry, k!(that 1 i was just pretending..good leh my acting skills..hehe). some ppl also pissed me off when they were not supposed to be where they were not! if i get in trouble, they will be so dead! off with their heads! XD

anywayz, i like myself now then last time...being more open-minded n not caring what ppl think of me..i mean like WHO CARES?? that's their opinion n i like being crazy n silly! don't like being serious..not good 4 health! but there is 1 person...which i cares what he/she thinks..maybe that's why my feeling towards him/her is not there anymore. n maybe i would like to find someone which i wouldn't care even if i acted silly! someone who talks a lot n is active n doesn't care what ppl think of him/her. should i tell the person or not? this have been on my mind for like 4 months now n i haven decide! (this is what u guys don't see which goes inside my head) hmph!

Saturday, March 31, 2007

what larr...

i'm bored. i'm lazy. i'm lazy n bored! this is the reason why i don't write anything much here! besides that, i'm busy a girl, don't u noe! =p
haiyoh, let her dominate larr..why complain so much! u think ppl very free like u (jt) is it? let me talk about my boring life...morning morning go eat in some expensive shop in bangsar den buy cloth. the cloth is super huge..dunno whether to sew anot..den go home n sleep!
interesting thing happened! i made SUSHI yesterday! it's so fun n the taste not bad leh...anyone needs a sushi maker?? call me!! hehe (available with a price)

what else...I'M TOTALLY CRAZY WITH PRINCESS HOURS!! especially him...haihzzzz...hehe (stop sighing or saying haiyoh, sarah tan)
this gopal ah...dunno what to say about him...ask him find about satellite he go find about solar wind bla bla bla...USELESS! n sarah i didn't receive anything from u...r u sure u send it or i have to search for myself?

finale...picture!!(look at the 1 on the right!!)

Friday, March 30, 2007

alert post

Oops, it appears to be that Sarah has been frequently posting here. This is a diversion to avoid complete dominance of this blog by the creature feared by all, sartaymanusia.

WHERE'S MING HUI AND MICHELLE??!!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

GO SEE THIS MASTERPIECE CURRENTLY UPDATED WITH TWO RATHER INTERESTING POSTS! I KNOW IM PERASAN! BUT HELLO? I ONLY GET INSPIRED WHEN IM ANGRY! YAY!
www.xanga.com/sarahty2
go see
go see
go SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
im siao
im siao
im SIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Maths for YOU!

True statement: Weird is normal
False statement: Sarah is weird
Not a statement: Sarah is normal

P: Sarah is weird.
Q: Weird is normal.
Conclusion: Sarah is normal.

Sarah is normal and sarah is weird. according to the above, sarah is normal is not a statement and sarah is weird is a false statement. Therefore, the statement is false.

Weird is normal or Sarah is weird. according to the above, weird is normal is a true statement whereas sarah is weird is a false statement. Therefore, the statement is true.

Sarah is normal, IF AND ONLY IF normal is weird.

Set Sarah : {weird, normal}

I HEART MATH!

Friday, March 16, 2007

so long

Go to my wunnerful www.xanga.com/sarahty2 for dah ULTIMATE GANGSTAH LOOK! made and done by sarah tan. oo. it rhymes too. here's an extract from my novel "The Haircut Gone Awry".. also the one none of u got free copies of. ah ha ha ha.

-"Barber, a 360° coconut cut please." ordered a man in a business suit, dragging along behind him a small nit of a boy, who was quivering like a rabbit caught by a fox. "No, father, no.. please.." begged the boy, still shaking from head to toe. "I am TELLING you, it is for your own good! Do you want to end up looking shaggy?"the man replied sternly. "But Shaggy from Scooby-Doo is funny and friendly, father! Why should'nt i look like him?" asked the son, obviously unaware of what his father meant. Shaking his head in disbelief and muttering under his breath, the man hoisted his son by the collar and plunked him down onto the trapping, black roller chair. All this while, the barber amusedly watched and wrapped a cloth around the boy, strapping him tightly to the chair. "I will be right back. I have business to attend to. This man here will take care of you. Be good now! So long!" said the father, in his indifferent yet strict manner. The boy yielded and settled back into the chair. "Any way you would lemme outta this, now?" asked the boy to the barber. Grinning in the most devillish manner, the barber replied "No, my boy. I'm supposed to take good, GOOD care of you." The barber laughed like a maniac and after fitting the coconut shell snugly upon the head of the young boy, now looking questioningly at the barber's last sentence, he reached for his scissors. He inched it closer and closer the boy's head. "Don't move a toe now." "Here goes." sighed the son. And the barber began to-

That's it! If you want the rest you have to buy the book. Or maybe I'll reveal a bit sometimes. Leaves you hanging in suspense, eh? ho ho ho! Who asked u not to see the blog within those two precious minutes, where you could have gotten a free book instead? EHEH.. enjoy the pics on my other blog and the extract from my hand-written, brain-thought novel. :)

Friday, March 9, 2007

Proposed Hang-Out

As the title suggests,
  • Date: 13 March 2007
  • Time: 11.00 a.m. - 3.00 p.m. (estimated)
  • Location: MidValley Megamall
List of expected attendees:
  • Jing Tao
  • Zong Yuan
  • Hoong Min
  • Dharshanan
  • Joshua
  • Ming Hui
  • Sarah
  • Michelle
  • Alison
* Possibly not attending.

Proposed schedule:
  • 9.00 a.m. - Get out of bed
  • 9.15 a.m. - Light breakfast
  • 9.20 a.m. - Get out of house
  • 10.00 a.m. - Arrival at MidValley Megamall
  • 10.05 a.m. - Walking
  • 10.30 a.m. - Later arrival of faraway homo-sapiens (who take public transport)
  • 10.35 a.m. - Continue walking
  • 11.30 a.m. - Early lunch
  • 12.15 p.m. - Collect tickets
  • 12.30 p.m. - Begin watching proposed movie "Norbit"*
  • 2.30 p.m. - End of movie, farewell for early leavers
  • 2.35 p.m. - Continue walking
  • 4.00 p.m. - Meeting close
* Proposed by Alison. To be confirmed later.

Please reply promptly to Jing Tao by SMS, phone, or chat.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

exams? doh.

i forgot my name.
How did i get here?
Wait, what are my fingers doing?
WHOA.. its actually moving..
how does it move?
how come?
wow.


*sarahs brain has been befuddled muddle frazzled by exams that drained her soul*

Sunday, February 25, 2007

the ghost rider is hiah! LOL



eh damn fake la.. LOL





 

the walk of the zombies

seeing as im the most active member of this blog, therefore, i conclude that i should be promoted to admin where i WILL keep the code of honour and NOT edit OR modify posts unless its REALLY necessary ( for a moment i forgot how to spell that) and only AFTER asking permission. :)
~the end~
Yes, u go "huh?" cos the title of this post is in NO WAY related to the content. hehe.. this is how we spark interest, people. this is how we spark interest. or not.

Friday, February 16, 2007

what color are we?

tong-tong-tong chiang, tong-tong-tong-chiang

Like the new colors?

after being emo, i decided to be lame.

SONG DEDICATIONS
  • For those of you with farting urges: this song is for you!! = Relient K - Let it All Out
  • For stalker: Perfect. = The Rasmus- In the Shadows
  • For the people's whose sweets have disappeared = Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
  • For people who fell down during sports on the road = Christina Aguilera - Hurt
  • For loners = The Veronicas - Leave Me Alone
  • For show-offs = Jesse McCartney - Just So You Know
  • For those of you who failed Add Math tests and still doesnt know the answer = Pink -Who Knew?
  • For those who are lazy to write essays = Natasha Bedingfield- Unwritten
  • For those who are Sarah Tans = Gnarl Barkley - Crazy
  • For little kids who r interested in playing with matches = Hilary Duff - Play With Fire
  • For those who were "shattered" by love = Ashlee Simpson - Pieces Of Me
  • For those who love exercise= Beyonce Knowles- Work it Out
  • For plumbers, technicians and computer mans= Coldplay- Fix You
  • For people who can't seem to wake up in the morn= Ciara-Get Up
  • For people whose sugar level is dropping= Fall Out Boy- Sugar, We're going Down
  • For PBSM members= The Fray- How to Save a Life
  • For people who wait for the world to change clothes= John Mayer- Waiting On the World to Change
  • For people with smooth, pimple-free backs= Justin Timberlake- Sexy Back
  • For people who constantly dig their noses and are trying to stop= Linkin Park- Breaking the Habit
  • For people who are down with the flu and fever= Ne-Yo- So Sick
  • For cannibals= Nelly Furtado- Maneater
  • For people who don't seem satisfied by anything= Paris Hilton- Nothing in this World
  • For people who are always late and always say= PussyCatDolls- Wait a Minute
  • For people who promise to devote their lives to practising the piano but never do= Rihanna-Unfaithful
  • For people lining up in a queue= All American Rejects- Move Along
  • For Isaac Newton= Switchfoot- Oh! Gravity

That's as far as i go now. HAppy CHinese NEw YEar!! :)

Saturday, February 10, 2007

yawn.
jogathon.
tiring.
fun.
but...
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............*
i didnt nap in the afternoon. *plops onto the bed and snores like a warthog*

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Saturday, February 3, 2007

haha.

see? only when i want the blog then only SOME people come rushing back to its side. SOME LOYALTY.
btw, i hate the stupid JING TAO INTERNET LAWS. this has inspired me to become a lawyer and find a loophole in this stupid law.
WADDAYA mean prosecuted to the maximum extent?
If u already kill me, how can u kill me more?
ANd i really hate those people who go
" A-ha-ha-ha-ha!! ur all such dumb fat-asses while we are like smart-asses!!!"
No wonder the brain in their heads arent smart.
All the brains are in their butt.

howdy-do.

Friday, February 2, 2007

Certification of Ownership

This post is to certify that The Coup Group (http://thecoupgroup.blogspot.com) belongs, and WILL REMAIN belonging to:
  • Tan Jing Tao (admin),
  • Tee Ming Hui (admin),
  • Michelle Lim Ee Shian, and
  • Sarah Tan Yong Yin
Any attempts to alter ownership shall be denied. Those who attempt to do so shall be caught and prosecuted to the maximum extent possible, under the JingTao Internet Laws, applicable from 02 February, 2007 onwards.


In the mean time, more Lostprophets. nyaha