Saturday, March 31, 2007

what larr...

i'm bored. i'm lazy. i'm lazy n bored! this is the reason why i don't write anything much here! besides that, i'm busy a girl, don't u noe! =p
haiyoh, let her dominate larr..why complain so much! u think ppl very free like u (jt) is it? let me talk about my boring life...morning morning go eat in some expensive shop in bangsar den buy cloth. the cloth is super huge..dunno whether to sew anot..den go home n sleep!
interesting thing happened! i made SUSHI yesterday! it's so fun n the taste not bad leh...anyone needs a sushi maker?? call me!! hehe (available with a price)

what else...I'M TOTALLY CRAZY WITH PRINCESS HOURS!! especially him...haihzzzz...hehe (stop sighing or saying haiyoh, sarah tan)
this gopal ah...dunno what to say about him...ask him find about satellite he go find about solar wind bla bla bla...USELESS! n sarah i didn't receive anything from u...r u sure u send it or i have to search for myself?

finale...picture!!(look at the 1 on the right!!)

Friday, March 30, 2007

alert post

Oops, it appears to be that Sarah has been frequently posting here. This is a diversion to avoid complete dominance of this blog by the creature feared by all, sartaymanusia.


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

go see
go see
im siao
im siao

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Maths for YOU!

True statement: Weird is normal
False statement: Sarah is weird
Not a statement: Sarah is normal

P: Sarah is weird.
Q: Weird is normal.
Conclusion: Sarah is normal.

Sarah is normal and sarah is weird. according to the above, sarah is normal is not a statement and sarah is weird is a false statement. Therefore, the statement is false.

Weird is normal or Sarah is weird. according to the above, weird is normal is a true statement whereas sarah is weird is a false statement. Therefore, the statement is true.

Sarah is normal, IF AND ONLY IF normal is weird.

Set Sarah : {weird, normal}


Friday, March 16, 2007

so long

Go to my wunnerful for dah ULTIMATE GANGSTAH LOOK! made and done by sarah tan. oo. it rhymes too. here's an extract from my novel "The Haircut Gone Awry".. also the one none of u got free copies of. ah ha ha ha.

-"Barber, a 360° coconut cut please." ordered a man in a business suit, dragging along behind him a small nit of a boy, who was quivering like a rabbit caught by a fox. "No, father, no.. please.." begged the boy, still shaking from head to toe. "I am TELLING you, it is for your own good! Do you want to end up looking shaggy?"the man replied sternly. "But Shaggy from Scooby-Doo is funny and friendly, father! Why should'nt i look like him?" asked the son, obviously unaware of what his father meant. Shaking his head in disbelief and muttering under his breath, the man hoisted his son by the collar and plunked him down onto the trapping, black roller chair. All this while, the barber amusedly watched and wrapped a cloth around the boy, strapping him tightly to the chair. "I will be right back. I have business to attend to. This man here will take care of you. Be good now! So long!" said the father, in his indifferent yet strict manner. The boy yielded and settled back into the chair. "Any way you would lemme outta this, now?" asked the boy to the barber. Grinning in the most devillish manner, the barber replied "No, my boy. I'm supposed to take good, GOOD care of you." The barber laughed like a maniac and after fitting the coconut shell snugly upon the head of the young boy, now looking questioningly at the barber's last sentence, he reached for his scissors. He inched it closer and closer the boy's head. "Don't move a toe now." "Here goes." sighed the son. And the barber began to-

That's it! If you want the rest you have to buy the book. Or maybe I'll reveal a bit sometimes. Leaves you hanging in suspense, eh? ho ho ho! Who asked u not to see the blog within those two precious minutes, where you could have gotten a free book instead? EHEH.. enjoy the pics on my other blog and the extract from my hand-written, brain-thought novel. :)

Friday, March 9, 2007

Proposed Hang-Out

As the title suggests,
  • Date: 13 March 2007
  • Time: 11.00 a.m. - 3.00 p.m. (estimated)
  • Location: MidValley Megamall
List of expected attendees:
  • Jing Tao
  • Zong Yuan
  • Hoong Min
  • Dharshanan
  • Joshua
  • Ming Hui
  • Sarah
  • Michelle
  • Alison
* Possibly not attending.

Proposed schedule:
  • 9.00 a.m. - Get out of bed
  • 9.15 a.m. - Light breakfast
  • 9.20 a.m. - Get out of house
  • 10.00 a.m. - Arrival at MidValley Megamall
  • 10.05 a.m. - Walking
  • 10.30 a.m. - Later arrival of faraway homo-sapiens (who take public transport)
  • 10.35 a.m. - Continue walking
  • 11.30 a.m. - Early lunch
  • 12.15 p.m. - Collect tickets
  • 12.30 p.m. - Begin watching proposed movie "Norbit"*
  • 2.30 p.m. - End of movie, farewell for early leavers
  • 2.35 p.m. - Continue walking
  • 4.00 p.m. - Meeting close
* Proposed by Alison. To be confirmed later.

Please reply promptly to Jing Tao by SMS, phone, or chat.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

exams? doh.

i forgot my name.
How did i get here?
Wait, what are my fingers doing?
WHOA.. its actually moving..
how does it move?
how come?

*sarahs brain has been befuddled muddle frazzled by exams that drained her soul*