Saturday, July 21, 2007

VOTE FOR ALISON

VOTE FOR ALISON ALISON ALISON OKAY!!
vote for her, because voting for everyone else is completely useless!!!!
BELIEVE ME!!!
Besides, Alison is worth voting for!!!!
IM into POLITICS MAN, i KNOW these kind of things!!!!!!
See, if im right and statistics are accurate,
voting for either Sarah or Ming hui will need alot of supporters (which in case u can see almost has Next To None visitors) of which we currently lack. Since alison ALREADY has the highest count, and her percentage is 56% only a minimum of 44% left is needed to achieve the poll's count of 100%. If you precisely count the mean, the highest percentage obviously goes to alison, therefore ending in the winner of the poll. (awesome i sound like a politician. Or a mathematician..) Thus, i command the rights of those imaginary people in the form of the same person who willingly goes offline and online numerous times to vote for alison to go offline and online more and VOTE FOR ALISON! She's bound to make this Title useful and make this world a much better place. She will save the enviroment, tend to the halpless, cure the sick, cheer the sorrowful and do her best. As for Michelle and Jing tao, i gave my one vote to you mich, and thus have shown that moral support is not needed after much thinking, debating and consideration. I now dub the Poll ABSOLUTELY USELESS AND GOOD FOR NOTHING!
Hence, the Poll Winner bound to be Alison, is dubbed INSTEAD ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL AND CHINESE DANCING, PRETTY, TALENTED, LOVED AND GOOD FOR EVERYTHING! In my conclusion, the poll is useless but the poll winner totally rocks. (crap, that is so not politician-ish.) There you go. And to all those random, imaginary people who voted, own up and get ur butt whacked for trickery. You will be caught, fried, diced (crap there i go again, not being politician-sih) I mean YOU will be caught, put under house arrest, stripped of all civilian rights, ripped of all pirated VCD's, and robbed of all honours and dignity. (Lame Dame excuses you shall not make, or else further exploitation of your life will be carried out.)

BTW: The above post has not a single note of dripping sarcasm or mockery in it.

Sincerely, Hunky Simon.

VOTE FOR ALISON! VOTE FOR ALISON! VOTE FOR ALISON!

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